Kobe Bryant Jokes

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In all the game enders, buzzer beaters, and championship rings Kobe has…nothing is more funny than his time in Colorado with a white girl. Let’s not forget him being well known for not passing the ball, Bermuda Triangle Kobe…pass goes in, but don’t come out. What do you call 5 people guarding one person? ....a shot attempt for Kobe.

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"Hey Kobe. You mad I broke your single 3 point record?"

"Nope"
"Hey Kobe. You mad I broke your single 3 point record?"

"Nope"


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Why does this mayor look like off-brand cereal Kobe Bryant?
Why does this mayor look like off-brand cereal Kobe Bryant?

Memes,  Celebrity Lookalikes,  Cereal Jokes,  
    
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Future just hit Iverson with a skip turn. Kobe a turn away from calling uno but Beyonce gotta drae 4 waiting for him
Future just hit Iverson with a skip turn. Kobe a turn away from calling uno but Beyonce gotta drae 4 waiting for him

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Kobe lookin at Vanessa and the kids like "sooooooo y'all tryna hoop?"
Kobe lookin at Vanessa and the kids like "sooooooo y'all tryna hoop?"

Memes,  Funny Basketball Sayings,  
    
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This is me

Not caring about Kobe retiring
This is me

Not caring about Kobe retiring


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Vanessa Bryant: "I told dKobe no drinking tonight"

D'Angelo Russell: "Hold on...girl look"
Vanessa Bryant: "I told dKobe no drinking tonight"

D'Angelo Russell: "Hold on...girl look"


Memes,  Funniest Nba Memes,  
    
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I can't lose Kobe Bryant  Barack Obama in the same year. I can't.
I can't lose Kobe Bryant Barack Obama in the same year. I can't.

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Magic tryna absorb some of Kobe's white blood cells
Magic tryna absorb some of Kobe's white blood cells

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Still gon' say "Kobe" when I throw things away....
Still gon' say "Kobe" when I throw things away....

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"Everything is going just fine Vanessa. He's just celebrating rn. I will text you if things get out of hand"
"Everything is going just fine Vanessa. He's just celebrating rn. I will text you if things get out of hand"

Memes,  Los Angeles Lakers Jokes,  
    
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yo d, why you snitch on nick? that's some bull bro!

you did the same thing to shaq.
yo d, why you snitch on nick? that's some bull bro!

you did the same thing to shaq.


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"But Kobe, didn't you snitch on Shaq?"

-"Yeah, but you not Kobe"
"But Kobe, didn't you snitch on Shaq?"

-"Yeah, but you not Kobe"


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When you realize Kobe 

Has less than a month left in the NBA
When you realize Kobe

Has less than a month left in the NBA


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Speed Dating

Who's better Kobe or Lebron?

Kobe

She's the one
Speed Dating

Who's better Kobe or Lebron?

Kobe

She's the one


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when she come back from the club with the girls complaining about a soting outside but you was the one soting
when she come back from the club with the girls complaining about a soting outside but you was the one soting

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