Kobe Bryant Jokes

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In all the game enders, buzzer beaters, and championship rings Kobe has…nothing is more funny than his time in Colorado with a white girl. Let’s not forget him being well known for not passing the ball, Bermuda Triangle Kobe…pass goes in, but don’t come out. What do you call 5 people guarding one person? ....a shot attempt for Kobe.

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Only dunk Kobe prolly regret.
Only dunk Kobe prolly regret.

Memes,  Basketball Player Jokes,  
    
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Kobe and Lebron fans right now
Kobe and Lebron fans right now

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Wife: Will you put the baby in his crib?

Me: Sure.

Me: *In background* KOBE

*Sounds of broken glass*
Wife: Will you put the baby in his crib?

Me: Sure.

Me: *In background* KOBE

*Sounds of broken glass*


Memes,  Parental Fails,  New Baby Jokes,  
    
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Did you know: Kobe Bryant has more Oscars than Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp & Tom Cruise combined
Did you know: Kobe Bryant has more Oscars than Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp & Tom Cruise combined

Memes,  Academy Awards Jokes,  
    
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Harden: "I just dropped a 60 point triple double with 60 points, 10 rebounds, and 11 assists!"

Kobe: "With 22 assists? You could have had 82 points."
Harden: "I just dropped a 60 point triple double with 60 points, 10 rebounds, and 11 assists!"

Kobe: "With 22 assists? You could have had 82 points."


Memes,  James Harden Jokes,  Nba Jokes,  
    
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The Lakers have new "black mamba" themed jerseys inspired by Kobe Bryant. In Games when they wear them no one is allowed to pass.
The Lakers have new "black mamba" themed jerseys inspired by Kobe Bryant. In Games when they wear them no one is allowed to pass.

Memes,  Los Angeles Lakers Jokes,  Funny Nba Jokes,  
    
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Smile if Kobe dropped 40 on you
Smile if Kobe dropped 40 on you

Memes,  Smile Jokes,  Basketball Player Jokes,  
    
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Can't make a bad pass...

If you never pass it
Can't make a bad pass...

If you never pass it


Memes,  Funniest Nba Memes,  
    
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"Hey Kobe. You mad I broke your single 3 point record?"

"Nope"
"Hey Kobe. You mad I broke your single 3 point record?"

"Nope"


Memes,  Nba Jokes,  
    
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Why does this mayor look like off-brand cereal Kobe Bryant?
Why does this mayor look like off-brand cereal Kobe Bryant?

Memes,  Celebrity Lookalikes,  Cereal Jokes,  
    
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Future just hit Iverson with a skip turn. Kobe a turn away from calling uno but Beyonce gotta drae 4 waiting for him
Future just hit Iverson with a skip turn. Kobe a turn away from calling uno but Beyonce gotta drae 4 waiting for him

Memes,  Funny Celebrity Memes,  
    
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Kobe lookin at Vanessa and the kids like "sooooooo y'all tryna hoop?"
Kobe lookin at Vanessa and the kids like "sooooooo y'all tryna hoop?"

Memes,  Funny Basketball Sayings,  
    
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This is me

Not caring about Kobe retiring
This is me

Not caring about Kobe retiring


Memes,  This Is Me Not Caring,  
    
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Vanessa Bryant: "I told dKobe no drinking tonight"

D'Angelo Russell: "Hold on...girl look"
Vanessa Bryant: "I told dKobe no drinking tonight"

D'Angelo Russell: "Hold on...girl look"


Memes,  Funniest Nba Memes,  
    
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I can't lose Kobe Bryant  Barack Obama in the same year. I can't.
I can't lose Kobe Bryant Barack Obama in the same year. I can't.

Memes,  Carlton Meme,  
    
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