Lacrosse Jokes

List Of Funny Lacrosse Jokes With Pictures

Lacrosse is the fastest growing sport in the U.S. It's a rough contact sport similar to American football but there aren't nearly as many injuries. Each team in men's lacrosse has ten players, three attack men, three mid-fielders, three defensemen and a goalie.

The purpose of lacrosse is to move a ball across a grass field into the opponent's goal but of course that's easier said then done and there are many mishaps along the way. That's why you have us, to point fails out and poke fun along the way. Here you can browse our collection of lacrosse jokes we've gathered from around the web and social media platforms. Don't forget to like and share!

Q: What is a lacrosse players favorite type of car?
A: A dodge!

Q: What did the lacrosse stick say to the ball?
A: "Catch ya later!"

Q: What happens to lacrosse players who go blind?
A: They become referees.