Lacrosse Jokes

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List Of Funny Lacrosse Jokes With Pictures


Lacrosse is the fastest growing sport in the U.S. It's a rough contact sport similar to American football but there aren't nearly as many injuries. Each team in men's lacrosse has ten players, three attack men, three mid-fielders, three defensemen and a goalie.

The purpose of lacrosse is to move a ball across a grass field into the opponent's goal but of course that's easier said then done and there are many mishaps along the way. That's why you have us, to point fails out and poke fun along the way. Here you can browse our collection of lacrosse jokes we've gathered from around the web and social media platforms. Don't forget to like and share!

Q: What is a lacrosse players favorite type of car?
A: A dodge!

Q: What did the lacrosse stick say to the ball?
A: "Catch ya later!"

Q: What happens to lacrosse players who go blind?
A: They become referees.

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The last time Maryland won a NCAA men's lacrosse title

Gerald Ford was president

Dave Pietramala was 8

This was cool to wear
The last time Maryland won a NCAA men's lacrosse title

Gerald Ford was president

Dave Pietramala was 8

This was cool to wear


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When your coach asks why you slashed someone
When your coach asks why you slashed someone

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Oh you play baseball?

That's nice
Oh you play baseball?

That's nice


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Did You Know
  • Harvard beat Princeton 3-0 in the first college lacrosse tournament held in 1881
  • Lacrosse was a summer Olympic sport in 1904 and 1908 with teams from the U.S. (1904 only), Canada and Great Britain.
  • Lacrosse

What my friends think I do

What my mom thinks I do

What society thinks I do

What I think I do

What I wish I did

What I actually do
    Lacrosse

    What my friends think I do

    What my mom thinks I do

    What society thinks I do

    What I think I do

    What I wish I did

    What I actually do


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    I don't always play lacrosse

But when I do, I LAX hard brah
    I don't always play lacrosse

    But when I do, I LAX hard brah


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    Brace yourselves

Girls lacrosse is coming
    Brace yourselves

    Girls lacrosse is coming


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    You think lacrosse is the most boring sport in the world?

Do tell me how you enjoy watching baseball players stand around for 4 hours doing nothing
    You think lacrosse is the most boring sport in the world?

    Do tell me how you enjoy watching baseball players stand around for 4 hours doing nothing


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    That face when you get a new stick
    That face when you get a new stick

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    As a lacrosse official you're supposed to

"Know the rules"
    As a lacrosse official you're supposed to

    "Know the rules"


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    I got first colored hard mesh

So I guess pretty seriously
    I got first colored hard mesh

    So I guess pretty seriously


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    Didn't make football, basketball, or baseball team

JV Lacrosse
    Didn't make football, basketball, or baseball team

    JV Lacrosse


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    Hey girl

I'll be cheering at your lacrosse game tomorrow
    Hey girl

    I'll be cheering at your lacrosse game tomorrow


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    First day playing lacrosse

Score goal
    First day playing lacrosse

    Score goal


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    Lacrosse 

Running for your life since 1637
    Lacrosse

    Running for your life since 1637


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