Laffy Taffy Jokes

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What do you call a car that never stops? Cargo!
What do you call a car that never stops?

Cargo!

Car Puns,  Stupid Joke,  
    
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Why do hamburgers fly south for the winter? So they don't freeze their buns!
Why do hamburgers fly south for the winter?

So they don't freeze their buns!

Corny Jokes One Liners,  Hamburger Jokes,  
    
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Why was the boy covered in gift wrap? His mom told him to Live in the present!
Why was the boy covered in gift wrap?

His mom told him to Live in the present!

Good Corny Jokes,  Gift Jokes,  
    
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What planet is like a circus? Saturn, it has three rings!
What planet is like a circus?

Saturn, it has three rings!

List Of Stupid Jokes,  Circus Puns,  
    
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What is a buckaneer? Expensive corn!
What is a buckaneer?

Expensive corn!

Corn Puns,  List Of Stupid Jokes,  Corny Joke,  
    
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Q: What are the strongest days of the week?

A: Saturday and Sunday. Every other day is a weekday.

Funny Weekend Thoughts,  Super Lame Jokes  
    
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Q: Why was the tomato blushing?

A: Because she saw the salad dressing!

Best Laffy Taffy Jokes,  Tomato Puns,  Tomato Jokes,  Dress-up Jokes,  
    
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Q: Where does the general put his armies?

A: In his sleevies!

Best Laffy Taffy Jokes,  Funny Army Sayings,  Super Cheesy Jokes,  
    
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Q: How do you get a peanut to laugh?

A: You crack it up.

Laffy Taffy Jokes List,  Super Corny Jokes,  List Of Corny Jokes,  Peanut Jokes,  
    
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Q: What did the finger say to the thumb?

A: I'm in glove with you.

Laffy Taffy Jokes List,  Best Funny Quotes,  Silly Love Quotes,  
    
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What do calendars eat?

DATES!

Calendar Jokes,  Eating Jokes,  
    
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What was T-Rex's favorite number?

Ate!

Cute Dinosaur Jokes,  Dinosaur Puns  
    
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What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits a windshield?

Its butt

Stupid Jokes,  Bug Puns  
    
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What runs around a garden but never moves?

A fence.

Garden Jokes,  Joke Of The Day Kids,  
    
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When does it rain money?

When there's change in the weather!

Kids Jokes,  Jokes For Kids,  Money Jokes,  Jokes For 12 Year Olds,  
    
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