Lake Jokes

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I dropped my phone in the lake and it's gone forever. It's alright bro, you can just get a new phone right? But...All..my... memes are lost. I have no reason to go on.
I dropped my phone in the lake and it's gone forever.

It's alright bro, you can just get a new phone right?

But...All..my... memes are lost. I have no reason to go on.

Phone Jokes,  Meme Jokes,  
    
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The second-largest lake in Bolivia is called Lake Poopo. It's not a freshwater lake.
The second-largest lake in Bolivia is called Lake Poopo. It's not a freshwater lake.

Bolivia Jokes,  
    
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koreans be like: w so we get across the lake
koreans be like: w so we get across the lake

Korean Racist Jokes,  Funny Pictures Joke,  
    
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Use boat to cross lake Swim out to retrieve it
Use boat to cross lake

Swim out to retrieve it

Memes,  Funny Swimming Sayings,  Minecraft Memes  
    
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Where is a monster's favorite place to swim?

Lake Eerie

Swimming Puns,  Monster And Creature Jokes  
    
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Q: Why does Michael Phelps prefer swimming in a lake vs. a pool?

A: There is weed in a lake

Michael Phelps Jokes,  Funny Stupid Questions  
    
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How do Canadian Environmental groups plan on using Hilary Clinton to stop the spread of Asian carp into the Great Lakes?

By having her go Skinny Dipping in Lake Michigan

Canadian Jokes,  Canadian Humor,  Funny Canadian Jokes,  
    
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Into The Lake With You

Water Gif,  Dog Gif,  Karma Jokes  
    
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Dude, lakes Are just islands for fish
Dude, lakes

Are just islands for fish

Fish Jokes,  Dumb Jokes,  Meme Funny,  
    
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My wife suggested I take the kids skimming by the lake. My two year old went the furthest.

My Wife Jokes,  One Liner Jokes  
    
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Q: What did Jessica Simpson say when she ran into the wall at the lake?

A: DAM!

Jessica Simpson Jokes,  Qa Jokes,  Short Question Jokes  
    
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Golfer: "I've played so poorly all day; I think I'm going to go drown myself in that lake."

Caddy: "I doubt you could keep your head down that long."

Old Golfer Jokes,  Good Golf Jokes,  
    
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Q:What do you call a sorority girl's waterbed?

A:The Dead Sea (Lake Placid is also OK).

Bed Puns,  Social Life Jokes,  Student Jokes,  
    
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What's a toad's favorite ballet?

Swamp Lake.

Toad Jokes,  Dance Jokes,  Dance Puns  
    
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What's big and gray and lives in a lake in Scotland?

The Loch Ness Elephant.

Scotland Jokes,  Elephant Puns  
    
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