Lame Chat Up Lines

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him: you know what my favorite kind of pizza is?

her: no what?

jim: pizza dat
him: you know what my favorite kind of pizza is?

her: no what?

jim: pizza dat


Memes,  Pizza Puns,  
    
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when a  boy says " with a real "
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Memes,  Rihanna Meme,  
    
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aye girl, are you leftover pizza? because you a cold but i'm liking it.
aye girl, are you leftover pizza? because you a cold but i'm liking it.

Memes,  Corny Pickup Lines,  Pizza Jokes,  
    
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So listen, uh I was wonderin'

Can I ha yo numba?
So listen, uh I was wonderin'

Can I ha yo numba?


Memes,  Bad Pick Up Lines,  
    
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Are you copper?

Because I CU in my dreams
Are you copper?

Because I CU in my dreams


Memes,  Copper Jokes,  
    
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Do you always wear your shoes over your socks?

Stupid Chat Up Lines,  Terrible Chat Up Lines  
    
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Hi, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you.


Terrible Chat Up Lines,  Stupid Chat Up Lines,  
    
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You must have farted

Because you blew me away
You must have farted

Because you blew me away


Fart Jokes,  Worst Pick Up Lines,  
    
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I'll show you my tan lines if you show me yours.

Bad Pick Up Lines,  Worst Chat Up Lines,  
    
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Your lips look so lonely...Would they like to meet mine?

Nerd Pick Up Lines,  Geek Pick Up Lines,  
    
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I'm drowning in the sun and need mouth to mouth now!

Cheesy Pick Up Lines,  Bad Chat Up Lines  
    
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Baby, you are what I call a hot dog!

Stupid Pick Up Lines,  Bad Chat Up Lines,  
    
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You're not just somebunny... you're my bunny.

Corny Pick Up Lines,  Nerd Pick Up Lines  
    
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Are you dressed up as Beyonce?

Cause you look "Boo-ti-licious&quo t;


Cheesy Chat Up Lines For Men,  Nerdy Pick Up Lines  
    
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Why'd you dress up as princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as "the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party"?

Corny Pick Up Lines,  Stupid Pick Up Lines,  
    
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