Lame Jokes

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Me to customer: Can I get you anything else? Customer: A million dollars Me:
Me to customer: Can I get you anything else?

Customer: A million dollars

Me:

Memes,  Customer Jokes,  
    
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Where do cows go to have fun? The MOOvies.
Where do cows go to have fun?

The MOOvies.

Theater Puns,  Cow Puns,  Best Laffy Taffy Jokes,  
    
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to get a new fence.
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?

Time to get a new fence.

Great Corny Jokes,  Best Laffy Taffy Jokes,  
    
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Why is a bad joke like a bad pencil? Because it has no point.
Why is a bad joke like a bad pencil?

Because it has no point.

Real Bad Jokes,  Best Laffy Taffy Jokes,  
    
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Where did the kittens go on the class trip? To the meowseum
Where did the kittens go on the class trip?

To the meowseum

Best Laffy Taffy Jokes,  Stupid Jokes For Kids,  
    
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Where do coal diggers play softball? In the miner (minor) leagues.
Where do coal diggers play softball?

In the miner (minor) leagues.

Softball Puns,  Super Corny Jokes,  
    
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What's the difference between civil engineers and mechanical engineers? Mechanical engineers build missiles, civil engineers build targets.
What's the difference between civil engineers and mechanical engineers?

Mechanical engineers build missiles, civil engineers build targets.

Engineering Puns,  Bad Joke Eel (theme),  
    
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I would tell you an argon joke but........ They all are boron
I would tell you an argon joke but........

They all are boron

Argon Jokes,  Boron Jokes,  Chemistry Jokes,  
    
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What do you call a fish out of water? A dead fish
What do you call a fish out of water?

A dead fish

Dead Fish Jokes,  Anti Joke Chicken (theme),  Stupid Jokes,  
    
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Your phone is so old You have Thomas Edison on speed dial
Your phone is so old

You have Thomas Edison on speed dial

Thomas Edison Jokes,  Phone Jokes,  
    
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Einstein said if the bees die out we'll die out four years later. Ah, what did he know?
Einstein said if the bees die out we'll die out four years later.

Ah, what did he know?

Funny Einstein Quotes,  Albert Einstein Jokes,  Funny Lame Jokes,  
    
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Polo and Croquet player battle for the ball.
Polo and Croquet player battle for the ball.

Croquet Jokes,  Super Lame Jokes,  
    
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when your friends call you to tell you about your lame ex
when your friends call you to tell you about your lame ex

Memes,  Funny Rihanna,  Ex Jokes,  
    
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For everyone who prayed for rain I hope you're happy now
For everyone who prayed for rain

I hope you're happy now

Funny Lame Jokes,  Funny Movie Quotes,  
    
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Take the limo? No thanks I'll fly
Take the limo?

No thanks I'll fly

Funny Silly Jokes,  Limo Jokes,  
    
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