Lame Pick Up Lines

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"Hey I thought chocolate melted in hot water? Hahaha I'm just kidding I'm Gary and you are?"
"Hey I thought chocolate melted in hot water? Hahaha I'm just kidding I'm Gary and you are?"

Memes,  Super Corny Jokes,  
    
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Me trying to flirt

Do you like...cheese?
Me trying to flirt

Do you like...cheese?


Memes,  Funny Flirty Sayings,  Cheese Jokes One Liners,  
    
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hey girl

are you a suicide bomber? cause you just blew me away
hey girl

are you a suicide bomber? cause you just blew me away


Suicide Bomber Jokes,  Stupid Chat Up Lines,  
    
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hungry for breakfast,  huh?

w wouldja like a lil bacon in ya?
hungry for breakfast, huh?

w wouldja like a lil bacon in ya?


Kevin Bacon Jokes,  Bacon Puns,  
    
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o telemarketer

what color are your panties?
o telemarketer

what color are your panties?


Telemarketer Jokes,  Willy Wonka Jokes,  Underwear Jokes,  
    
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hey girl, are you magnesium iron silicate hydroxide

because you definitely look like you're ming tonite
hey girl, are you magnesium iron silicate hydroxide

because you definitely look like you're ming tonite


Memes,  Magnesium Jokes,  Iron Jokes,  
    
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Hey girl, that greasy hair makes it

So much easier to slide my hand through it.
Hey girl, that greasy hair makes it

So much easier to slide my hand through it.


Memes,  Greasy Hair Jokes,  Hey Girl (theme),  
    
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Good thing I brought my library card, Cause I'm checking' you out!
Good thing I brought my library card, Cause I'm checking' you out!

Funny Quotes,  Short Chat Up Lines,  
    
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excuse me, ms. jones...

does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
excuse me, ms. jones...

does this rag smell like chloroform to you?


Memes,  Chloroform Jokes,  Evil Plotting Raccoon (theme),  
    
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Hey girl

I hear you're drunk on me.

I like that, because I'm drunk on you too.
Hey girl

I hear you're drunk on me.

I like that, because I'm drunk on you too.


Memes,  Luke Bryan Meme,  Hey Girl (theme),  
    
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stick your hand in my man purse and feel around. i'm sure you'll find...

something
stick your hand in my man purse and feel around. i'm sure you'll find...

something


Memes,  Man Purse Jokes,  Kangaroo Jokes,  
    
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hey, nice legs babe!

what time do they open?
hey, nice legs babe!

what time do they open?


Memes,  Fruit Fly Jokes,  
    
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Somebody is gonna get pregnant tonight
Somebody is gonna get pregnant tonight

Memes,  Tracy Morgan Meme,  Pregnancy Jokes One Liners,  
    
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are you from maryland?

"cause you ain't gonna be merry for long
are you from maryland?

"cause you ain't gonna be merry for long


Memes,  Maryland Jokes,  
    
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maryland was nicknamed the wet state

because maryland's a woman and that's just my effect on women
maryland was nicknamed the wet state

because maryland's a woman and that's just my effect on women


Memes,  Maryland State Jokes,  
    
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