Lame Puns

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Her: We need to break up, we aren't working out Me: *doing standing calf raises* babe that's not true
Her: We need to break up, we aren't working out

Me: *doing standing calf raises* babe that's not true

Memes,  Break Up Meme,  
    
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How do billboards talk? Sign language!
How do billboards talk?

Sign language!

Sign Jokes,  Best Laffy Taffy Jokes,  
    
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Why did the softball team hire a cook? They needed a good batter.
Why did the softball team hire a cook?

They needed a good batter.

Chef Jokes,  Softball Puns,  Corny Puns,  
    
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I am getting snow board of all these skiers
I am getting snow board of all these skiers

Skiing Puns,  Snow Jokes,  
    
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It may seem like you're doing all the work, but c'mon, we're all in the same boat here.
It may seem like you're doing all the work, but c'mon, we're all in the same boat here.

Rowing Puns,  Very Funny Sms Jokes,  
    
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While rowing, timing is CREWcial
While rowing, timing is CREWcial

Rowing Puns,  Corny One Liners,  Boat Jokes,  
    
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I hate when people ask me what I'll be doing in 4 years, come on guys I don't ave 2020 vision.
I hate when people ask me what I'll be doing in 4 years, come on guys I don't ave 2020 vision.

Memes,  Funny Phrases About Life,  
    
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The walls in this tennis factory are so thin, that when I try to get some work done, all I hear is people making a racquet.
The walls in this tennis factory are so thin, that when I try to get some work done, all I hear is people making a racquet.

Tennis Puns,  Sport Jokes,  
    
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Archaeologists dig your features.
Archaeologists dig your features.

Archaeologist Jokes,  Humorous One Liners,  
    
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If you told me you were from South America... I wouldn't Bolivia
If you told me you were from South America...

I wouldn't Bolivia

Bolivia Jokes,  Country Puns,  Bad Joke Eel (theme),  
    
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Tried to catch fog yesterday Pls no Mist
Tried to catch fog yesterday

Pls no

Mist

Memes,  Funny Dog Memes,  
    
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Heres a dirty joke The white horse fell in the mud.
Heres a dirty joke

The white horse fell in the mud.

Lame Pun Racoon (theme),  Mud Jokes,  
    
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What does a cabbage merchant use to fix his cabbages? A cabbage patch!
What does a cabbage merchant use to fix his cabbages?

A cabbage patch!

Cabbage Jokes,  Bad Joke Eel (theme),  Corny Puns,  
    
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Why do people say "break a leg" before you go on stage? Because every play has a cast
Why do people say "break a leg" before you go on stage?

Because every play has a cast

Lame Pun Racoon (theme),  Break A Leg Jokes,  
    
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For plumbers, A flush beats a full house.
For plumbers,

A flush beats a full house.

Lame Pun Coon (theme),  Poker Puns,  
    
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