Language Jokes

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Me *orders our food fluently in Italian to impress my date* McDonalds drive-thru employee: What
Me *orders our food fluently in Italian to impress my date*

McDonalds drive-thru employee: What

Memes,  Mcdonalds Fail,  
    
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I love your accent, say it again Ats dumbern hell
I love your accent, say it again

Ats dumbern hell

Memes,  Accent Jokes,  Funny Redneck Sayings,  
    
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"I'll see" = I'm not coming, never was coming, never considered it, never gave it a second thought, only remembered because you asked again
"I'll see" = I'm not coming, never was coming, never considered it, never gave it a second thought, only remembered because you asked again

Memes,  Slang Jokes,  
    
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i use '" so much as a term of endearment that i forget ppl actually get offended by it
i use '" so much as a term of endearment that i forget ppl actually get offended by it

Memes,  Funny Word Jokes,  
    
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For those of you who still don't get it.
For those of you who still don't get it.

Memes,  Grammar Jokes,  
    
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Daughter: What does gays mean? Me: Well you know mum and dad love each other - two men can love each other the same way Her: So what's penetrating gays'? Me: Er...read me the whole sentence Her: "She stared at him with a penetrating gaze" Me: Oh
Daughter: What does gays mean?

Me: Well you know mum and dad love each other - two men can love each other the same way

Her: So what's penetrating gays'?

Me: Er...read me the whole sentence

Her: "She stared at him with a penetrating gaze"

Me: Oh

Memes,  Grammar Jokes,  
    
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I might be going mad but are the two e's in bee actually silent ??
I might be going mad but are the two e's in bee actually silent ??

Memes,  Bee Jokes,  Funny Thoughts To Ponder,  
    
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I love when folks say "balling" when they mean "bawling" The visual of someone be so sad that they can't help but shoot some hoops is just too good
I love when folks say "balling" when they mean "bawling"

The visual of someone be so sad that they can't help but shoot some hoops is just too good

Memes,  Crying Jokes,  Grammar Fail,  
    
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My love language is tagging people in memes.
My love language is tagging people in memes.

Memes,  Memes Jokes,  
    
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Am I the only who's never seen "btw" used in this context? You could tell a trash woman btw she tweet
Am I the only who's never seen "btw" used in this context?

You could tell a trash woman btw she tweet

Memes,  Grammar Jokes,  Funny Word Jokes,  
    
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Do you say Caribbean or Caribbean ? I say Caribbean but I pronounce pirates of the Caribbean the other way
Do you say Caribbean or Caribbean ?

I say Caribbean but I pronounce pirates of the Caribbean the other way

Memes,  Funny Word Jokes,  English Jokes,  
    
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Y'all pronounce it data or data? I'm mad that I read these in two different ways...but you're trippin if you think it's data and not data
Y'all pronounce it data or data?

I'm mad that I read these in two different ways...but you're trippin if you think it's data and not data

Memes,  Grammar Jokes,  
    
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Imagine trying to learn English and finding out that butt dialing and booty calls are two different things
Imagine trying to learn English and finding out that butt dialing and booty calls are two different things

Memes,  Booty Call Jokes,  
    
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When someone pronounces the "L" in salmon
When someone pronounces the "L" in salmon

Memes,  Fish Humor,  Grammar Jokes,  
    
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How do Japanese Chihuahuas say hello? Konichihuahua
How do Japanese Chihuahuas say hello?

Konichihuahua

Memes,  Japanese Jokes,  
    
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