Language Jokes

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My sociology professor keeps an alphabetic list of new slang terms he learns from students and I will never get over it
My sociology professor keeps an alphabetic list of new slang terms he learns from students and I will never get over it

Memes,  Professor Jokes,  Slang Jokes,  
    
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Yaren't ready for this one
Yaren't ready for this one

Memes,  Ghetto Slang Words,  
    
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Me *orders our food fluently in Italian to impress my date*

McDonalds drive-thru employee: What
Me *orders our food fluently in Italian to impress my date*

McDonalds drive-thru employee: What


Memes,  Mcdonalds Fail,  
    
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I love your accent, say it again

Ats dumbern hell
I love your accent, say it again

Ats dumbern hell


Memes,  Accent Jokes,  Funny Redneck Sayings,  
    
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"I'll see" = I'm not coming, never was coming, never considered it, never gave it a second thought, only remembered because you asked again
"I'll see" = I'm not coming, never was coming, never considered it, never gave it a second thought, only remembered because you asked again

Memes,  Slang Jokes,  
    
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i use '" so much as a term of endearment that i forget ppl actually get offended by it
i use '" so much as a term of endearment that i forget ppl actually get offended by it

Memes,  Funny Word Jokes,  
    
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For those of you who still don't get it.
For those of you who still don't get it.

Memes,  Grammar Jokes,  
    
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Daughter: What does gays mean?

Me: Well you know mum and dad love each other - two men can love each other the same way

Her: So what's penetrating gays'?

Me: Er...read me the whole sentence

Her: "She stared at him with a penetrating gaze"

Me: Oh
Daughter: What does gays mean?

Me: Well you know mum and dad love each other - two men can love each other the same way

Her: So what's penetrating gays'?

Me: Er...read me the whole sentence

Her: "She stared at him with a penetrating gaze"

Me: Oh


Memes,  Grammar Jokes,  
    
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I might be going mad but are the two e's in bee actually silent ??
I might be going mad but are the two e's in bee actually silent ??

Memes,  Bee Jokes,  Funny Thoughts To Ponder,  
    
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I love when folks say "balling" when they mean "bawling"

The visual of someone be so sad that they can't help but shoot some hoops is just too good
I love when folks say "balling" when they mean "bawling"

The visual of someone be so sad that they can't help but shoot some hoops is just too good


Memes,  Crying Jokes,  Grammar Fail,  
    
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My love language is tagging people in memes.
My love language is tagging people in memes.

Memes,  Memes Jokes,  
    
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Am I the only who's never seen "btw" used in this context?

You could tell a trash woman btw she tweet
Am I the only who's never seen "btw" used in this context?

You could tell a trash woman btw she tweet


Memes,  Grammar Jokes,  Funny Word Jokes,  
    
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Do you say Caribbean or Caribbean ?

I say Caribbean but I pronounce pirates of the Caribbean the other way
Do you say Caribbean or Caribbean ?

I say Caribbean but I pronounce pirates of the Caribbean the other way


Memes,  Funny Word Jokes,  English Jokes,  
    
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Y'all pronounce it data or data?

I'm mad that I read these in two different ways...but you're trippin if you think it's data and not data
Y'all pronounce it data or data?

I'm mad that I read these in two different ways...but you're trippin if you think it's data and not data


Memes,  Grammar Jokes,  
    
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Imagine trying to learn English and finding out that butt dialing and booty calls are two different things
Imagine trying to learn English and finding out that butt dialing and booty calls are two different things

Memes,  Booty Call Jokes,  
    
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