Late Jokes

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The real Bird Box Challenge was driving to school when you were running late and had no time to scrape your windshield
The real Bird Box Challenge was driving to school when you were running late and had no time to scrape your windshield

Memes,  Driving Jokes One Liners,  Winter Humor,  
    
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"I'll get gas in the morning on my way to work" is just self sabotage
"I'll get gas in the morning on my way to work" is just self sabotage

Memes,  Gas Jokes,  Morning Humor,  
    
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When will people realize that I'm always going to be late? I don;t know why or how; it just happens. & no it doesn't matter if you try to trick me into being on time by telling me a time to arrive that's earlier than everyone else bc I'm still gonna be late to that & the next one
When will people realize that I'm always going to be late? I don;t know why or how; it just happens. & no it doesn't matter if you try to trick me into being on time by telling me a time to arrive that's earlier than everyone else bc I'm still gonna be late to that & the next one

Memes,  Time Jokes,  
    
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Is there a support group for people who wake up on time but lay in the bed until it makes them late?
Is there a support group for people who wake up on time but lay in the bed until it makes them late?

Memes,  Lazy Jokes,  
    
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*Wakes up early enough to be on time*

*Actively watches time go by while I remain in bed*

*Somehow mysteriously winds up running late*

Me:
*Wakes up early enough to be on time*

*Actively watches time go by while I remain in bed*

*Somehow mysteriously winds up running late*

Me:


Memes,  Pikachu Meme,  
    
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Sorry I'm late alarm didnt go off because I didn't dee it because I don't like coming here
Sorry I'm late alarm didnt go off because I didn't dee it because I don't like coming here

Memes,  Alarm Clock Jokes,  
    
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Me knowing that "extra 10 minutes" in the morning is gonna make me late af
Me knowing that "extra 10 minutes" in the morning is gonna make me late af

Memes,  Morning Meme,  Homer Simpson Meme,  
    
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I am the way I am bc my parents never picked me up on time after school
I am the way I am bc my parents never picked me up on time after school

Memes,  Procrastination Jokes,  
    
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I could be running so late but I'm still going to take time to plug up my aux and pick the perfect song to start my drive
I could be running so late but I'm still going to take time to plug up my aux and pick the perfect song to start my drive

Memes,  Driving Jokes One Liners,  
    
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When I haven't even started my makeup yet and he texs me "here"
When I haven't even started my makeup yet and he texs me "here"

Memes,  Jokes About Makeup,  Funny Jokes For Women,  
    
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"But you said your 5 mins away"

First of all I didn't say where I'm 5 mins away from
"But you said your 5 mins away"

First of all I didn't say where I'm 5 mins away from


Memes,  Smart Alec Jokes,  
    
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I am the way that I am Bc my parents never picked me up on time after school
I am the way that I am Bc my parents never picked me up on time after school

Memes,  Blame Jokes,  Personality Jokes,  
    
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Me calling into work when I'm 30 minutes late for my shift telling them I have a family emergency when in reality the Starbucks line was just hella slow
Me calling into work when I'm 30 minutes late for my shift telling them I have a family emergency when in reality the Starbucks line was just hella slow

Memes,  Starbucks Jokes,  White Woman Calling The Cops Meme,  
    
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'Idgaf if I'm late to work. I wish they would fire me.'

Also me:
'Idgaf if I'm late to work. I wish they would fire me.'

Also me:


Memes,  Work Humor Jokes,  
    
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Sorry I'm late I saw on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes starting at the wall
Sorry I'm late I saw on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes starting at the wall

Memes,  Funny Procrastination Quotes,  Lazy Jokes,  
    
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