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I will google your prescription bottle if you leave it out
I will google your prescription bottle if you leave it out

Funny Quotes,  One Liners Humor,  Short Silly Jokes,  
    
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Your spirit animal looks like it needs to go to the vet.
Your spirit animal looks like it needs to go to the vet.

Funny Jokes,  Short Funny One Liner Jokes,  Funny Short Quotes,  
    
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I don't believe in Astrology but I think that's very Taurus of me.
I don't believe in Astrology but I think that's very Taurus of me.

Taurus Quotes,  Free Funny Adult Ecards,  
    
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women only want two things...

 and arguments
women only want two things...

and arguments


Jokes For Men About Women,  Argument Jokes,  
    
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When you thought the #back2back slander was over but it gets a Grammy nomination & now you gotta relive it.
When you thought the #back2back slander was over but it gets a Grammy nomination & now you gotta relive it.

Drake Funny,  Drake Meek Mill Beef,  Drake Vs Meek Mill,  
    
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Sometimes I feel like I have my life together and then I'm like wow that was a really nice 45 seconds
Sometimes I feel like I have my life together and then I'm like wow that was a really nice 45 seconds

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Please don't underestimate my abiliy to delete your number and act like I never met you.
Please don't underestimate my abiliy to delete your number and act like I never met you.

Funny Jokes,  Funny Diss Jokes,  Dating Humor,  
    
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You... Me... Sweats... Pizza.. Netflix.

Think about it.
You... Me... Sweats... Pizza.. Netflix.

Think about it.


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Taylor, Imma let you finish. But are you voting for Deez Nuts?

Wut...
Taylor, Imma let you finish. But are you voting for Deez Nuts?

Wut...


Memes,  Kanye West Funny,  
    
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'dad where do babies come from?'

netflix and chill.
'dad where do babies come from?'

netflix and chill.


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You can win any argument if you just keep replying with “so?” to everything they say until they have an existential crisis
You can win any argument if you just keep replying with “so?” to everything they say until they have an existential crisis

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i need one of tse kim kardashian jobs where they pay me for living
i need one of tse kim kardashian jobs where they pay me for living

Funny Quotes,  Kim Kardashian Funny,  Good Quick Jokes,  
    
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After you post a selfie and you get that "hey how have you been" text
After you post a selfie and you get that "hey how have you been" text

Memes,  Selfie Meme,  Kim Kardashian Meme,  
    
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If you think I talk too much, let me know. We can TALK about it.
If you think I talk too much, let me know. We can TALK about it.

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"Studying"

Student and dying put together. #8dict
"Studying"

Student and dying put together. #8dict


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