Lawyer Humor

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lawyer: why did u kill this man? 

me: i held the door for him and he didn't say thank you

lawyer: oh yeah  that
lawyer: why did u kill this man?

me: i held the door for him and he didn't say thank you

lawyer: oh yeah that


Memes,  Courtroom Jokes,  
    
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Guy: She liked another man's meme

Lawyer: ...So?

Guy: And commented " "

Lawyer: Wow, I'll get the divorce papers
Guy: She liked another man's meme

Lawyer: ...So?

Guy: And commented " "

Lawyer: Wow, I'll get the divorce papers


Memes,  Divorce Meme,  
    
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Calling a lawyer near you...
Calling a lawyer near you...

Memes,  Celebrity Jokes 2016,  Latest Funny Images,  
    
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Lawyer talking under his breath:

"Guiltypeople say what?"

Defendant: what?

Lawyer: no further questions your honor
Lawyer talking under his breath:

"Guiltypeople say what?"

Defendant: what?

Lawyer: no further questions your honor


Memes,  Court Jokes,  Jokes About Lawyers,  
    
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''I'm in favor of same-sex marriage. Same-sex marriage will lead to same-sex divorce.''
''I'm in favor of same-sex marriage. Same-sex marriage will lead to same-sex divorce.''

Good Lawyer Jokes,  
    
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"And remember, people, there are no frivolous lawsuits... Only frivolous attorneys!"
"And remember, people, there are no frivolous lawsuits... Only frivolous attorneys!"

Lawsuit Jokes,  Lawyer Jokes,  
    
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'I always thought that was just a figure of speech.'
'I always thought that was just a figure of speech.'

Lawyer Jokes,  Speech Jokes,  
    
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'since you were born with wings, we'll argue that flying witut a license does not apply in your case...and if you'll sw up in court fully clothed, i think i can get the public nudity charge thrown out.'

Cupid Jokes,  Lawyer Jokes,  
    
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Back in my day

We didn't have lawyers, we took responsibility for our own stupidity!
Back in my day

We didn't have lawyers, we took responsibility for our own stupidity!


Lawyers Jokes,  Back In My Day Meme,  Funny Stupid Jokes,  
    
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?
What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

Lawyers Jokes,  Joke Questions And Answers,  
    
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Lawyers...

You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
Lawyers...

You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.


Lawyers Jokes,  Movie Memes,  
    
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A bad lawyer can drag a case out for several years. A good lawyer can make it last even longer.
A bad lawyer can drag a case out for several years. A good lawyer can make it last even longer.

Best Lawyer Quotes,  Funny Short Joke,  
    
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A good lawyer never makes mistrakes.
A good lawyer never makes mistrakes.

Best Lawyer Quotes,  Mistake Jokes,  Lawyer Jokes One Liners,  
    
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One does not simply

Pass the bar exam on the first try
One does not simply

Pass the bar exam on the first try


One Does Not Simply Meme,  Best Lawyer Quotes,  Great Lawyer Jokes,  
    
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If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door. 

Unless you a lawyer, in which case you should go to the courthouse and get an order requiring the building of said door.
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

Unless you a lawyer, in which case you should go to the courthouse and get an order requiring the building of said door.


Opportunity Jokes,  Inspirational Jokes,  
    
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