Lawyer Jokes One Liners

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''Of course I favor gay marriage. I can use the business!''
''Of course I favor gay marriage. I can use the business!''

Funny Lawyer Quotes,  Funny Lawyer Jokes,  
    
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"What if my bliss happens to be suing people?"
"What if my bliss happens to be suing people?"

Lawsuit Jokes,  Great Lawyer Jokes,  
    
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"Lawyers are not liars. It's just the 98% of them who gives bad name to everyone else."
"Lawyers are not liars. It's just the 98% of them who gives bad name to everyone else."

Best Lawyer Quotes,  Liar Jokes,  
    
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A good lawyer never makes mistrakes.
A good lawyer never makes mistrakes.

Best Lawyer Quotes,  Mistake Jokes,  
    
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if you can not afford a lawyer, one will be appointed to you

if you cannot afford a doctor, lol tough  bro
if you can not afford a lawyer, one will be appointed to you

if you cannot afford a doctor, lol tough bro


Funny Lawyer Slogans,  Funny Lawyer Quotes,  Best Lawyer Quotes,  
    
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what's the difference between a oker and a lawyer?

a oker'll stop screwing you when you're dead.
what's the difference between a oker and a lawyer?

a oker'll stop screwing you when you're dead.


Memes,  Bad Joke Eel (theme),  
    
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Left out in the rain?

Sue for emotional damage!
Left out in the rain?

Sue for emotional damage!


Lawyer Dog (theme),  Rain Jokes One Liners,  
    
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If you're screwed and you know it,

Scratch your head.
If you're screwed and you know it,

Scratch your head.


Memes,  Jodi Arias Memes,  
    
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I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. Steve Wright
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. Steve Wright

Memes,  Steve Wright Jokes,  Bad Luck Memes,  
    
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what's the difference between a lawyer and a prosute?

a prosute stops ing you after you're dead.
what's the difference between a lawyer and a prosute?

a prosute stops ing you after you're dead.


Funny Jokes,  Punch Lines,  
    
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I came for a lawyer and left with a great advice for free...

Ditcher, Quick & Hyde

Divorce Lawyers
I came for a lawyer and left with a great advice for free...

Ditcher, Quick & Hyde

Divorce Lawyers


Funny Jokes,  Funny English Signs,  
    
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IBDP

Is not hard
IBDP

Is not hard


Meme,  Rajnikanth Jokes,  
    
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Yay!! My mommy bought me a Divorce lawyer because I will always be financially dependent on the women in my life!
Yay!! My mommy bought me a Divorce lawyer because I will always be financially dependent on the women in my life!

Funny Ecards,  Short Women Jokes,  Funny Divorce Ecards,  
    
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Why did the lawyer leave the courtroom in his underwear?

He lost his law-suit.


Cool Jokes For Kids,  Court Room Jokes,  Court Jokes,  Lawsuit Jokes,  
    
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If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper?

Irs Jokes,  Lawyer Jokes  
    
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