Lawyer Puns

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me: my client would never do anything illegal. notice he's not sitting down

judge: so?

me: he's a stand up guy

judge:  good point
me: my client would never do anything illegal. notice he's not sitting down

judge: so?

me: he's a stand up guy

judge: good point


Memes,  Courtroom Jokes,  Judge Jokes,  
    
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Lawyers 

Never lose their appeal!
Lawyers

Never lose their appeal!


Best Lawyer Quotes,  Great Lawyer Jokes,  
    
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Lawyered!
Lawyered!

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My client acted in self-defence

The vacuum cleaner attacked first
My client acted in self-defence

The vacuum cleaner attacked first


Lawyer Dog (theme),  Vacuum Jokes,  
    
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it was no rape

my client was seduced by miss stuffed bunny
it was no rape

my client was seduced by miss stuffed bunny


Lawyer Dog (theme),  
    
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The author's lawyer defended her rights in the book case.

Good Lawyer Jokes,  Writer Jokes  
    
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When the Sun and the planets die, one person will receive the whole inheritance. Their lawyer convinced them to pursue a sole-heir system.

Planet Humor,  Planet Jokes,  Astronomy Jokes,  
    
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Whats the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?

A good lawyer knows the law, but a great lawyer knows the judge.


Judge Jokes,  Funny Jokes To Tell  
    
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What idiot called it an injury lawyer and not a trip advisor
What idiot called it an injury lawyer and not a trip advisor

Good Puns,  Lawyer Humor,  
    
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The difference between a lawyer and a chicken is, the chicken clucks defiant.

Best Lawyer Quotes,  Lawyer Humor,  Good Lawyer Jokes  
    
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Since a lawyer joined our nudist colony, he hasn't had a suit.

Nudist Jokes,  Lawyer Jokes One Liners,  Funny Puns One Liners  
    
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Billing a Better Future.

Funny Lawyer Slogans,  Bill Collector Jokes,  
    
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Briefly Speaking, Were the Best.

Funny Lawyer Slogans,  Legal Jokes,  
    
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Criminal Lawyer is a redundancy.

Lawyer Jokes One Liners,  Lawyer Humor,  Criminal Jokes,  Attorney Jokes,  
    
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