Laxative Jokes

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What do Christopher Reeve acting and laxatives have in common? 

Both can irritate the absolute crap out of you!
What do Christopher Reeve acting and laxatives have in common?

Both can irritate the absolute crap out of you!


Christopher Reeve Jokes,  
    
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"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"
"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

Soup Jokes,  Poop Jokes One Liners,  
    
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This stool softener should do the trick.
This stool softener should do the trick.

Poop Jokes For Kids,  Poop Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Minnesota state fair prune eating contest
Minnesota state fair prune eating contest

Prune Jokes,  Poop Jokes For Kids,  
    
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Old women feeding the birds laxatives.
Old women feeding the birds laxatives.

Poop Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Cat feeding parrot prunes above a fish tank
Cat feeding parrot prunes above a fish tank

Poop Jokes For Kids,  Funny Bird Jokes,  
    
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"There, now go over to Mrs. Hooligan's bench and play.''
"There, now go over to Mrs. Hooligan's bench and play.''

Bird Joke,  Funny Bird Jokes,  
    
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"This will be your desk."
"This will be your desk."

Poop Jokes One Liners,  Poop Jokes List,  
    
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Feeding laxative to the parrot while he hovers over the fish tank
Feeding laxative to the parrot while he hovers over the fish tank

Poop Jokes One Liners,  Poop Jokes For Kids,  
    
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Life is like a box of chocolate laxatives!

Forrest Gump
Life is like a box of chocolate laxatives!

Forrest Gump


One Liner On Life,  Funny Life Quotes And Sayings,  
    
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When taking laxatives, never exceed the stated dose.
When taking laxatives, never exceed the stated dose.

Poop Jokes One Liners,  
    
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''Try new 'Letter-Rip!' It's alphabet soup AND a laxative! Guaranteed to give you a vowel movement!''
''Try new 'Letter-Rip!' It's alphabet soup AND a laxative! Guaranteed to give you a vowel movement!''

Poop Puns,  Poop Jokes One Liners,  
    
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''It appears you ow taxes up the wazoo. We're going to have to give you a taxative.''
''It appears you ow taxes up the wazoo. We're going to have to give you a taxative.''

Poop Jokes One Liners,  Irs Jokes,  Tax And Irs Jokes,  
    
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Laxative inc. & Toilet Paper Inc.

Merger of the year!
Laxative inc. & Toilet Paper Inc.

Merger of the year!


Toilet Paper Jokes,  Best Business Jokes,  
    
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