Lazy Husband Jokes

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This is typical male behavior on the weekend

How me and bae spent the weekend
This is typical male behavior on the weekend

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i might serve your lazy  divorce papers for dinner.
watch it, mister.

i might serve your lazy divorce papers for dinner.


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I am not a lazy bum! I am a potential workaholic with highly developed stress management skills!
I am not a lazy bum! I am a potential workaholic with highly developed stress management skills!

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"If you can dig out a hole to use your grill, then you can dig out my car."
"If you can dig out a hole to use your grill, then you can dig out my car."

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I would hate for you to walk another three feet to put the shopping cart where it belongs
I would hate for you to walk another three feet to put the shopping cart where it belongs

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The handle on your recliner does not qualify as an exercise machine.
The handle on your recliner does not qualify as an exercise machine.

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I think the saying shouldn't be "I slept like a baby." 

Let's change is to "I slept like a husband."
I think the saying shouldn't be "I slept like a baby."

Let's change is to "I slept like a husband."


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Asked my husband to do laundry...

I am made to be folded :(
Asked my husband to do laundry...

I am made to be folded :(


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Is your husband helping you with the baby? Sure, he takes naps for the baby.

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i don't have a "ney-do" list. i have a "i'll freaking do it myself" list. and guess what?  gets done.
i don't have a "ney-do" list. i have a "i'll freaking do it myself" list. and guess what? gets done.

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I told him I was lonely and wanted to talk

All he said was "Forever alone"
I told him I was lonely and wanted to talk

All he said was "Forever alone"


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I write him a letter with all my love and true feelings

He just replies "Too long, didn't read"
I write him a letter with all my love and true feelings

He just replies "Too long, didn't read"


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How do you get a man to do sit ups? Put the TV remote between his toes.

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i asked him to cose sex or computer

he said "challenge accepted"
i asked him to cose sex or computer

he said "challenge accepted"


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