Lazy Jokes

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Here we have added the most viral, trending and best lazy jokes from all over the Internet. We have searched everywhere and taken the top ones that we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and have added them here.

In this section, you will find jokes about the lazy people that lie around and the ones that simply do things half assed. You will also find jokes on memes with images of dogs lounging, people that will wait on line for an escalator instead of taking the stairs.

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Taking advantage of the beautiful day

Nap

Me
Taking advantage of the beautiful day

Nap

Me


Memes,  Nap Jokes,  
    
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My hobbies include putting my pajamas on as soon as I get home from work.
My hobbies include putting my pajamas on as soon as I get home from work.

Memes,  Hobby Jokes,  Pajama Jokes,  
    
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Coworkers: Let's hang out after work!

Me:
Coworkers: Let's hang out after work!

Me:


Memes,  Netflix Jokes,  Amazon Jokes,  
    
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If I didn't text you "happy new year" we still cool, I'm just lazy
If I didn't text you "happy new year" we still cool, I'm just lazy

Memes,  Happy New Year Jokes,  New Year Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Is there a support group for people who wake up on time but lay in the bed until it makes them late?
Is there a support group for people who wake up on time but lay in the bed until it makes them late?

Memes,  Late Jokes,  
    
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How lazy are you?

Sometimes I'm quiet because I feel too lazy to move my lips
How lazy are you?

Sometimes I'm quiet because I feel too lazy to move my lips


Memes,  Lazy People Jokes,  
    
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Working on my five year plan:

1. ?
2. ?
3. ?
4. ?
5. And then they'll all be sorry.
Working on my five year plan:

1. ?
2. ?
3. ?
4. ?
5. And then they'll all be sorry.


Memes,  Funny Jokes On Life,  
    
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Do ever get really motivated to do something you get really excited about it and then when you get home youre just like nah
Do ever get really motivated to do something you get really excited about it and then when you get home youre just like nah

Memes,  Procrastination Jokes,  
    
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I'll happily put my clothes in the washer and dyer. But folding...? That'll take about 14 business days.
I'll happily put my clothes in the washer and dyer. But folding...? That'll take about 14 business days.

Memes,  Procrastination Jokes,  
    
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Me during interviews: I love challenges

Me day 1: If I have to fill out a form for direct deposit I don't want it
Me during interviews: I love challenges

Me day 1: If I have to fill out a form for direct deposit I don't want it


Memes,  Job Jokes,  
    
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I used to be lie "ugh there's no parties coming up, I just need something fun to look forward to" and now I'm like "yo if I play my cars right I may get to sleep for 14 hours straight the Wednesday after next I just gotta cancel a couple of things first"
I used to be lie "ugh there's no parties coming up, I just need something fun to look forward to" and now I'm like "yo if I play my cars right I may get to sleep for 14 hours straight the Wednesday after next I just gotta cancel a couple of things first"

Memes,  Adult One Liners,  Sleep Humor,  
    
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I am a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in a body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.
I am a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in a body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

Memes,  Personality Jokes,  Relatable Quotes,  
    
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Real struggle is

lying in bed

wondering if it's worth it

to get up and pee.
Real struggle is

lying in bed

wondering if it's worth it

to get up and pee.


Memes,  Pee Jokes,  Funny Sleeping Quotes,  
    
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Sorry I'm late I saw on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes starting at the wall
Sorry I'm late I saw on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes starting at the wall

Memes,  Funny Procrastination Quotes,  
    
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I hate to cancel. I know we made plans to get together tonight but that was 2 hours ago. I was younger then, full of hope. But now I'm tired
I hate to cancel. I know we made plans to get together tonight but that was 2 hours ago. I was younger then, full of hope. But now I'm tired

Memes,  Planning Jokes,  Tired Jokes,  
    
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