Lazy Jokes

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Here we have added the most viral, trending and best lazy jokes from all over the Internet. We have searched everywhere and taken the top ones that we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and have added them here.

In this section, you will find jokes about the lazy people that lie around and the ones that simply do things half assed. You will also find jokes on memes with images of dogs lounging, people that will wait on line for an escalator instead of taking the stairs.

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"I have so many things to do"

Me:
"I have so many things to do"

Me:


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A picture of 99.99999% of American households as the National Anthem is being played during a televised sporting event
A picture of 99.99999% of American households as the National Anthem is being played during a televised sporting event

Memes,  Jokes About Americans,  Hypocrite Jokes,  
    
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Me: I should probably do my homework

3 mins later:
Me: I should probably do my homework

3 mins later:


Memes,  Funny Google Search,  Homework Jokes,  
    
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Homie: Are you close? I am heading to the locker room

Me: yeah brah.. bout to park
Homie: Are you close? I am heading to the locker room

Me: yeah brah.. bout to park


Memes,  Arthur Memes,  
    
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Having a beard from being too lazy to shave helps cover my double-chin from being too lazy to exercise.
Having a beard from being too lazy to shave helps cover my double-chin from being too lazy to exercise.

Double Chin Jokes,  Free Funny Ecards,  Exercise Jokes,  
    
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I was about to go for a run but it looks like it's about to rain so I'm gonna sit this one out
I was about to go for a run but it looks like it's about to rain so I'm gonna sit this one out

Memes,  Funny Rain Jokes,  Weather Memes,  
    
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when you see people running outside and being active but you're a fat w rolled outta the bed straight to eat a nice big brunch somewhere
when you see people running outside and being active but you're a fat w rolled outta the bed straight to eat a nice big brunch somewhere

Memes,  Funny Fat Animals,  Fat Humor,  
    
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Sloths are lazy bastards 

Happy belated birthday
Sloths are lazy bastards

Happy belated birthday


Belated Birthday Jokes,  Sloth Jokes,  Birthday Meme Funny,  
    
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Me lazy??? I don't think so

I just like to rest before I get tired
Me lazy??? I don't think so

I just like to rest before I get tired


Memes,  Lazy People Jokes,  
    
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I'm worried about Junior. He watches much too much TV.

Relax. It's perfectly natural. He's a slug.
I'm worried about Junior. He watches much too much TV.

Relax. It's perfectly natural. He's a slug.


Slug Jokes,  Tv Jokes,  
    
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Things that excite me:

Beds
Being alone.
Pillows
Things that excite me:

Beds
Being alone.
Pillows


Funny Jokes,  Joke Funny Humor,  
    
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Friend: "Hey do you wanna go out"

Me: Sorry, I'm busy..
Friend: "Hey do you wanna go out"

Me: Sorry, I'm busy..


Memes,  Anti Social Jokes,  Lazy Meme,  
    
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I burn about 2000 calories every time I put on fitted sheets by myself.
I burn about 2000 calories every time I put on fitted sheets by myself.

Calorie Jokes,  Bed Jokes,  
    
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Danger

This house is protected by a highly trained attack Beagle!
Danger

This house is protected by a highly trained attack Beagle!


Beagle Jokes,  House Jokes,  Warning Sign Humor,  
    
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Yo mama so lazy

She stuck her nose out the window and let the wind blow it
Yo mama so lazy

She stuck her nose out the window and let the wind blow it


Best Yo Mamma Jokes Ever,  Minion Memes,  
    
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