Lazy Jokes

 – 393 total
Here we have added the most viral, trending and best lazy jokes from all over the Internet. We have searched everywhere and taken the top ones that we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and have added them here.

In this section, you will find jokes about the lazy people that lie around and the ones that simply do things half assed. You will also find jokes on memes with images of dogs lounging, people that will wait on line for an escalator instead of taking the stairs.

While you are here browsing through our collection of jokes, memes, videos and articles please rate your favorites; share them with your friend. We are always adding new content so please be sure to check back often.
Me after attending 1 out of my 5 classes
Me after attending 1 out of my 5 classes

Memes,  Funny Jokes Students,  Lana Del Rey Jokes,  
    
0%

Me: "Ok I've got a whole weekend to really get on top of all my work and maybe even do some extra"

Me all weekend:
Me: "Ok I've got a whole weekend to really get on top of all my work and maybe even do some extra"

Me all weekend:


Memes,  Weekend Memes,  Procrastination Jokes,  
    
0%

Me after writing my name and the title on an essay
Me after writing my name and the title on an essay

Memes,  Jokes For College Students,  Funny Homework Jokes,  
    
0%

Lady: Ur so lazy, catch a mouse for once

Cat: Catch a boyfriend for once

Lady: *starts crying*

Cat: Thats what I thought Margret
Lady: Ur so lazy, catch a mouse for once

Cat: Catch a boyfriend for once

Lady: *starts crying*

Cat: Thats what I thought Margret


Memes,  Funny Cat Quotes,  
    
0%

"I have so many things to do"

Me:
"I have so many things to do"

Me:


Memes,  Funny Cute Animal Pictures,  
    
0%

A picture of 99.99999% of American households as the National Anthem is being played during a televised sporting event
A picture of 99.99999% of American households as the National Anthem is being played during a televised sporting event

Memes,  Jokes About Americans,  Hypocrite Jokes,  
    
100%

Me: I should probably do my homework

3 mins later:
Me: I should probably do my homework

3 mins later:


Memes,  Funny Google Search,  Homework Jokes,  
    
0%

Homie: Are you close? I am heading to the locker room

Me: yeah brah.. bout to park
Homie: Are you close? I am heading to the locker room

Me: yeah brah.. bout to park


Memes,  Arthur Memes,  
    
0%

Having a beard from being too lazy to shave helps cover my double-chin from being too lazy to exercise.
Having a beard from being too lazy to shave helps cover my double-chin from being too lazy to exercise.

Double Chin Jokes,  Free Funny Ecards,  Exercise Jokes,  
    
0%

I was about to go for a run but it looks like it's about to rain so I'm gonna sit this one out
I was about to go for a run but it looks like it's about to rain so I'm gonna sit this one out

Memes,  Funny Rain Jokes,  Weather Memes,  
    
0%

when you see people running outside and being active but you're a fat w rolled outta the bed straight to eat a nice big brunch somewhere
when you see people running outside and being active but you're a fat w rolled outta the bed straight to eat a nice big brunch somewhere

Memes,  Funny Fat Animals,  Fat Humor,  
    
0%

Sloths are lazy bastards 

Happy belated birthday
Sloths are lazy bastards

Happy belated birthday


Belated Birthday Jokes,  Sloth Jokes,  Birthday Meme Funny,  
    
0%

I'm worried about Junior. He watches much too much TV.

Relax. It's perfectly natural. He's a slug.
I'm worried about Junior. He watches much too much TV.

Relax. It's perfectly natural. He's a slug.


Slug Jokes,  Tv Jokes,  
    
0%

I burn about 2000 calories every time I put on fitted sheets by myself.
I burn about 2000 calories every time I put on fitted sheets by myself.

Calorie Jokes,  Bed Jokes,  
    
100%

Danger

This house is protected by a highly trained attack Beagle!
Danger

This house is protected by a highly trained attack Beagle!


Beagle Jokes,  House Jokes,  Warning Sign Humor,  
    
0%




page
1
Hashtag your funny pics with #kappit to be featured!