Lazy People Jokes

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If I had a stalker they would be so bored. Like bitch you've been in bed all day. Are you ever going to leave? Do you have any plans? No?
If I had a stalker they would be so bored. Like bitch you've been in bed all day. Are you ever going to leave? Do you have any plans? No?

Memes,  Stalker Jokes,  Boring Jokes,  
    
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How lazy are you?

Sometimes I'm quiet because I feel too lazy to move my lips
How lazy are you?

Sometimes I'm quiet because I feel too lazy to move my lips


Memes,  Lazy Jokes,  
    
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*Wakes up early enough to be on time*

*Actively watches time go by while I remain in bed*

*Somehow mysteriously winds up running late*

Me:
*Wakes up early enough to be on time*

*Actively watches time go by while I remain in bed*

*Somehow mysteriously winds up running late*

Me:


Memes,  Pikachu Meme,  Late Jokes,  
    
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The worst part about online shopping is having to get up and get your card
The worst part about online shopping is having to get up and get your card

Memes,  Online Shopping Jokes,  
    
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daylight savings is awesome cause you get an extra ur to lay around like a piece of
daylight savings is awesome cause you get an extra ur to lay around like a piece of

Memes,  Daylight Savings Meme,  
    
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Me after 15 seconds of work: I just cant do this anymore ...
Me after 15 seconds of work: I just cant do this anymore ...

Memes,  Working Life Jokes,  Life Sucks Jokes,  
    
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Next week has been exhausting.
Next week has been exhausting.

Memes,  Tired Jokes,  Procrastination Jokes,  
    
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Job interview: How would you describe yourself in 3 words?

Me:
Job interview: How would you describe yourself in 3 words?

Me:


Memes,  Job Interview Jokes,  Nap Jokes,  
    
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The face that I procrastinate and still get shit done is the reason I still procrastinate
The face that I procrastinate and still get shit done is the reason I still procrastinate

Memes,  Funny Procrastination Quotes,  Logical Jokes,  
    
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My manager: "Hey, can you-"

Me:"Can I what?"
My manager: "Hey, can you-"

Me:"Can I what?"


Memes,  Manager Jokes,  Working Life Jokes,  
    
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Would you rather be fired on text message

Text me so I can go back to sleep
Would you rather be fired on text message

Text me so I can go back to sleep


Memes,  Fired Jokes,  Text Humor,  
    
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kate middleton after pushing out a wle  baby vs me after writing the le of an essay
kate middleton after pushing out a wle baby vs me after writing the le of an essay

Memes,  Funny Comparison Jokes,  Good Jokes For College Students,  
    
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Me looking for a job that doesn't require hard labor
Me looking for a job that doesn't require hard labor

Memes,  Job Humor,  
    
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Me: I'm broke

Friend: Sell some crypto

Me:
Me: I'm broke

Friend: Sell some crypto

Me:


Memes,  Bitcoin Meme,  Business And Investing Jokes,  
    
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How I handle stressful situations
How I handle stressful situations

Memes,  Stress Jokes,  
    
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