Lazy People Quotes

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In this section, we have added the most talked about viral lazy people quotes from all over the Internet. We have put together some of the funniest cartoons, pictures, photo shopped images and stills of the most hilarious puns and punch lines like “I’ve gotten out of bed three hundred sixty-five days a year for over 16 years. That’s over 5800 sit ups and not one ab to show for it.”

So after you’ve pulled that last slice of pepperoni pizza out of the side of your head that you slept on last night, visit feel free to rate your favorite jokes, share them on social media and share them with your friends and family, and even add a few kappits of your very own. We are consistently adding fresh memes and jokes in this section so please be sure that you revisit us again here soon.
when you're chillin at work, not doing  and your boss calls your name 

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when you're chillin at work, not doing and your boss calls your name

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Memes,  Funny Work Related Quotes,  Hate My Job Jokes,  
    
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"I have so many things to do"

Me:
"I have so many things to do"

Me:


Memes,  Funny Cute Animal Pictures,  Lazy Jokes,  
    
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interviewer: so, what are some of your bbies?

girl: well, i just like to sit around and look at memes all day.

interviewer: lol same. you're ing hired!
interviewer: so, what are some of your bbies?

girl: well, i just like to sit around and look at memes all day.

interviewer: lol same. you're ing hired!


Memes,  Jokes About Hobbies,  Job Interview Jokes,  
    
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Interviewer: Says here you will do anything to be successful?

Him: That's right

Interviewer: I like your attitude, you start tomorrow at 8

Him: Yea how about 10 tho? I'm not really a morning person
Interviewer: Says here you will do anything to be successful?

Him: That's right

Interviewer: I like your attitude, you start tomorrow at 8

Him: Yea how about 10 tho? I'm not really a morning person


Memes,  Job Interview Jokes,  Funny Ironic Jokes,  
    
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being too lazy to get off my  and work counts as a disability, right?
being too lazy to get off my and work counts as a disability, right?

Disability Jokes One Liners,  Tired Jokes,  
    
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The hour we lose this weekend was the one when I was planning to go to the gym.
The hour we lose this weekend was the one when I was planning to go to the gym.

Daylight Savings Jokes,  Funny Gym Quotes,  
    
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I got 99 chores and I ain't did one.

-Lay Z
I got 99 chores and I ain't did one.

-Lay Z


Funny Jokes,  Jay Z Jokes,  Chore Jokes,  
    
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When I say "I'll see" to plans, 10/10 times I'm not leaving my house. I might even ask "what time" for decoration
When I say "I'll see" to plans, 10/10 times I'm not leaving my house. I might even ask "what time" for decoration

Funny Quotes,  Lazy Memes,  
    
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so lazy 

has chair to take him around.
so lazy

has chair to take him around.


Lazy Meme,  Lazy People Jokes,  
    
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Leap year gives me extra time to reflect on how unproductive I am with extra time.
Leap year gives me extra time to reflect on how unproductive I am with extra time.

Leap Year Jokes,  Funny Ecards About Work,  
    
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My hobbies include putting my pajama pants on as soon as I get home
My hobbies include putting my pajama pants on as soon as I get home

Funny Jokes,  Pajama Jokes,  Home Jokes,  
    
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I'd be a terrible superhero I'd be at home and see the signal calling me in the sky and be like "I literally just sat down"
I'd be a terrible superhero I'd be at home and see the signal calling me in the sky and be like "I literally just sat down"

Funny Quotes,  Superhero Jokes,  Super Hero Jokes,  
    
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Just so we're clear: I'm only coming into work so I can earn more time off
Just so we're clear: I'm only coming into work so I can earn more time off

Funny Jokes,  Funny Work Quotes,  
    
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I want to travel the world but I also want to stay home in bed
I want to travel the world but I also want to stay home in bed

Funny Jokes,  Traveling Jokes,  Bed Jokes,  
    
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Boss: why aren't you working?

Me: I didn't see you coming!
Boss: why aren't you working?

Me: I didn't see you coming!


Boss Jokes,  Funny Work Quotes,  
    
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