Lazy People Quotes

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In this section, we have added the most talked about viral lazy people quotes from all over the Internet. We have put together some of the funniest cartoons, pictures, photo shopped images and stills of the most hilarious puns and punch lines like “I’ve gotten out of bed three hundred sixty-five days a year for over 16 years. That’s over 5800 sit ups and not one ab to show for it.”

So after you’ve pulled that last slice of pepperoni pizza out of the side of your head that you slept on last night, visit feel free to rate your favorite jokes, share them on social media and share them with your friends and family, and even add a few kappits of your very own. We are consistently adding fresh memes and jokes in this section so please be sure that you revisit us again here soon.
Am I the only one that sits in my car just parked outside of home for like 20 min to self reflect and relax but also bc I'm too lazy to go inside
Am I the only one that sits in my car just parked outside of home for like 20 min to self reflect and relax but also bc I'm too lazy to go inside

Memes,  Relatable Quotes,  
    
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why the  would u wanna go big when u can go me
why the would u wanna go big when u can go me

Memes,  Funny Questions Without Answers,  
    
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I don't understand people who do things on weekends. You just did things all week. What's next, more things??

That's how they get you
I don't understand people who do things on weekends. You just did things all week. What's next, more things??

That's how they get you


Memes,  Funny Daily Quotes,  Funny Weekend Quotes,  
    
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My friends were supposed to come over so I put on pants. Now they're not so I'm just sitting here looking stupid with pants on in my own home
My friends were supposed to come over so I put on pants. Now they're not so I'm just sitting here looking stupid with pants on in my own home

Memes,  Friends Jokes,  Pants Jokes,  
    
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Me: *Does nothing*

Me: Why is life so hard?
Me: *Does nothing*

Me: Why is life so hard?


Memes,  Funny Life Sayings,  
    
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when you're chillin at work, not doing  and your boss calls your name 

""
when you're chillin at work, not doing and your boss calls your name

""


Memes,  Funny Work Related Quotes,  Hate My Job Jokes,  
    
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"I have so many things to do"

Me:
"I have so many things to do"

Me:


Memes,  Funny Cute Animal Pictures,  Lazy Jokes,  
    
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interviewer: so, what are some of your bbies?

girl: well, i just like to sit around and look at memes all day.

interviewer: lol same. you're ing hired!
interviewer: so, what are some of your bbies?

girl: well, i just like to sit around and look at memes all day.

interviewer: lol same. you're ing hired!


Memes,  Jokes About Hobbies,  Job Interview Jokes,  
    
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Interviewer: Says here you will do anything to be successful?

Him: That's right

Interviewer: I like your attitude, you start tomorrow at 8

Him: Yea how about 10 tho? I'm not really a morning person
Interviewer: Says here you will do anything to be successful?

Him: That's right

Interviewer: I like your attitude, you start tomorrow at 8

Him: Yea how about 10 tho? I'm not really a morning person


Memes,  Job Interview Jokes,  Funny Ironic Jokes,  
    
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being too lazy to get off my  and work counts as a disability, right?
being too lazy to get off my and work counts as a disability, right?

Disability Jokes One Liners,  Tired Jokes,  
    
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The hour we lose this weekend was the one when I was planning to go to the gym.
KAPPITS (1)
Aa: The hour we lost this weekend was the one when I was planning to give AA a try
The hour we lose this weekend was the one when I was planning to go to the gym.

Daylight Savings Jokes,  Funny Gym Quotes,  
    
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I got 99 chores and I ain't did one.

-Lay Z
I got 99 chores and I ain't did one.

-Lay Z


Funny Jokes,  Jay Z Jokes,  Chore Jokes,  
    
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When I say "I'll see" to plans, 10/10 times I'm not leaving my house. I might even ask "what time" for decoration
When I say "I'll see" to plans, 10/10 times I'm not leaving my house. I might even ask "what time" for decoration

Funny Quotes,  Lazy Memes,  
    
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so lazy 

has chair to take him around.
so lazy

has chair to take him around.


Lazy Meme,  Lazy People Jokes,  
    
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Leap year gives me extra time to reflect on how unproductive I am with extra time.
Leap year gives me extra time to reflect on how unproductive I am with extra time.

Leap Year Jokes,  Funny Ecards About Work,  
    
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