Lazy Wife Jokes

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I would hate for you to walk another three feet to put the shopping cart where it belongs
I would hate for you to walk another three feet to put the shopping cart where it belongs

Funny Ecards,  Grocery Store Joke,  Lazy Husband Jokes  
    
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I think I have an urge to get up and clean the house. Wait.. No. False alarm
I think I have an urge to get up and clean the house. Wait.. No. False alarm

Funny Ecards,  50 Best Jokes,  
    
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I could get a lot more work done, if I just did my word.
I could get a lot more work done, if I just did my word.

Funny Ecards,  Workplace Ecards,  Workplace Jokes  
    
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I've done absolutely nothing all day long and it was everything I thought it could be
I've done absolutely nothing all day long and it was everything I thought it could be

Funny Ecards,  Funny Daily Thoughts,  Funny Daily Sayings  
    
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I don't mind doing laundry. It's just getting the clothes into the dryer, folding them and putting them away that I don't like.
I don't mind doing laundry. It's just getting the clothes into the dryer, folding them and putting them away that I don't like.

Funny Ecards,  Laundry Jokes,  Housework Jokes,  
    
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I really need to get up and make myself presentable... but this episode of Friends that I've seen 1,000 times is too riveting.
I really need to get up and make myself presentable... but this episode of Friends that I've seen 1,000 times is too riveting.

Funny Ecards,  Tv Ecards,  Funny Quote Of The Day  
    
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I fully intended to have the house cleaned, dinner made, and look incredible when you got home. It's just that I fell asleep..
I fully intended to have the house cleaned, dinner made, and look incredible when you got home. It's just that I fell asleep..

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my to do list.  my  and the sofa.  goal accomplished.
my to do list. my and the sofa. goal accomplished.

Confession Ecards,  Funny Happy Ecards  
    
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I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp. 

It's the like the dryer is procrastinating for me.
I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp.

It's the like the dryer is procrastinating for me.


Funny Procrastination Quotes,  Laundry Jokes,  
    
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When my friends make me go to a fitness class with them.

Funny Exercise Facts,  Fitness Jokes,  Funny Gym Fails  
    
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Yes, I am still in my pajamas. What did I accomplish today? The kids are still alive...say thank you. Now, say I'm pretty.
Yes, I am still in my pajamas. What did I accomplish today? The kids are still alive...say thank you. Now, say I'm pretty.

Thanks Ecards,  Parent Humor,  Parent Jokes,  
    
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I'm on a very tight schedule of not getting anything done.
I'm on a very tight schedule of not getting anything done.

Lazy Jokes,  Funny Wife Quotes  
    
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If your are going out with your wife

Tell her the reservation is 45 minutes earlier than it is. That way you'll only be 15 minutes late.
If your are going out with your wife

Tell her the reservation is 45 minutes earlier than it is. That way you'll only be 15 minutes late.


Women Be Like,  Fact Jokes,  Time Jokes  
    
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If a real estate agents wife cannot sleep, what does she say?

"Darling, could you tell me about your work."


Work Jokes,  Short Question Jokes  
    
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