Lead Jokes

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Lead jokesYeahhhhh!!! Lead poisoning
The minute I hear leads I’m already not wanting to be forced to be selling anyone anything. Let the cold calling begin! So let’s start pealing off those businesses huddling of let’s meet at the water cooler jokes. You have a 99.9% of catching that ear-bleeding hang up from a possible sales lead when they call on a Sunday morning.

Here we’ve added the most popular and viral funny lead jokes and jokes from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you’re browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
Lead, uranium, and cocaine are also gluten-free.

Watch out for health buzzwords.
Lead, uranium, and cocaine are also gluten-free.

Watch out for health buzzwords.


Uranium Jokes,  Cocaine Jokes,  
    
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Paintball? 

Back in my day we filled supersoakers with lead pa
Paintball?

Back in my day we filled supersoakers with lead pa


Paintball Jokes,  Funny Old People Sayings,  Back In My Day Meme,  
    
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Two reasons why we no longer use lead paint.
Two reasons why we no longer use lead paint.

Stupid Insults,  Politician Jokes,  Ted Cruz Jokes,  
    
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Sales

What my friends think I do

What my mom thinks I do

What society thinks I do

What customers think I do

What I think I do

What I really do
Sales

What my friends think I do

What my mom thinks I do

What society thinks I do

What customers think I do

What I think I do

What I really do


Sale Meme,  Expectation Vs Reality Jokes,  
    
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Making sales calls

Like a boss!
Making sales calls

Like a boss!


Sale Meme,  Like A Boss Memes,  
    
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Sales

What my friends think I do

What my parents think I do

What marketing thinks I do

What prospects think I do

What I think I do

What I actually do
Sales

What my friends think I do

What my parents think I do

What marketing thinks I do

What prospects think I do

What I think I do

What I actually do


Sale Meme,  What People Think I Do,  
    
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Hello?

Is it sales you're looking for?
Hello?

Is it sales you're looking for?


Song Jokes,  
    
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Sponsored Ad
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy,

But here's my sales pitch, so buy it, maybe?
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy,

But here's my sales pitch, so buy it, maybe?


Sale Meme,  Hey I Just Met You Meme,  
    
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Jorge be like

Waiting for them internet sales leads to kick in
KAPPITS (1)
500: Natividad
Jorge be like

Waiting for them internet sales leads to kick in


Best Internet Jokes,  Waiting Skeleton,  
    
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Marketers

What my friends think I do

What my parents think I do

What sales thinks I do

What society thinks I do

What leads think I do

What I think I do
Marketers

What my friends think I do

What my parents think I do

What sales thinks I do

What society thinks I do

What leads think I do

What I think I do


What People Think I Do,  Marketing Jokes,  
    
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We need new leads to do sales

Period.
We need new leads to do sales

Period.


Judge Judy Jokes,  Sale Meme,  
    
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You best be

Cold calling!!!
KAPPITS (1)
Damion: Chuck Norris allows you live another year
You best be

Cold calling!!!


Chuck Norris One Liners,  Call Center Jokes,  
    
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I got a fever, and the only prescription is

More sales leads!
I got a fever, and the only prescription is

More sales leads!


Funny Sales Quotes,  Medicine Joke,  
    
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My father taught me many things

Keep your leads close, but your opportunities closer.
My father taught me many things

Keep your leads close, but your opportunities closer.


Opportunity Jokes,  Baby Godfather,  
    
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The prospect said she waz interested. ..

Called back 16 times with no answer.
The prospect said she waz interested. ..

Called back 16 times with no answer.


Call Center Jokes,  Business Jokes,  
    
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