Leper Jokes

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you're worthless than a festering discharge from a leper's rectum in calcutta.

if you had any decency, you'd throw yourself into an industrial incinerator, you inbred banjo-pickin' hillbilly.
you're worthless than a festering discharge from a leper's rectum in calcutta.

if you had any decency, you'd throw yourself into an industrial incinerator, you inbred banjo-pickin' hillbilly.


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Did you hear about the leper who was playing poker?

He threw his hand in.


Gaming Jokes,  Poker Jokes,  Poker Puns  
    
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What goes "ha ha ha ha ha ha ha klunk"?

A leper laughing his head off.


Health Puns,  Laughing Jokes  
    
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What is the worst thing that can happen to a leper?

An epileptic fit.


Mental Health Jokes,  Jokes Short,  Health Puns  
    
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What did the leper say to prostitute?

"You can keep the tip!"


Money Puns  
    
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Did you hear about the three lepers playing cards?
One of them had bad cards so he threw his hand in. The second lost all his money so he cried his eyes out and the third won so he laughed his head off!


Money Puns,  Crying Jokes  
    
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Did you hear about the leper hockey game?

There was a face off in the corner!


Hockey Jokes,  Sports Puns  
    
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What's green and melts in your mouth?

A dead lepers cock!


Green Puns,  Jokes And Riddles  
    
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What did the leper say to the prostitute?

You can keep the tip!


One Liner,  Best One Liners Of All Time  
    
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Why was the leper prostitute going bankrupt?

All her business was dropping off!


Business Jokes  
    
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What do you get if you put a leper in a hot bath?

Porridge!


Bath Jokes,  Jokes And Riddles  
    
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How can you tell if a valentine is from a leper?

The tongue is still on the envelope!


Valentines Puns,  Envelope Jokes  
    
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Q. Why did the Leper go back into the shower?

A. He forgot his Head and Shoulders.


Shower Jokes,  Shampoo Jokes  
    
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Q. What do you get when a Leper takes a bath?

A. Soup.


Best Sick Jokes,  Health Jokes,  Bathing Jokes  
    
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Q. Why did the ref call a penalty during the Leper Hockey game?

A. Because there was a face off in the corner.


Hockey Jokes,  Ice Hockey Jokes  
    
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