Liar Jokes

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Liar jokesMom, mom! At college they said I'm a liar! But, son... you don't go to college/joyreactor.com
We all know liars and when you’re being lied to it’s never something to laugh about. That being said there are some lies that are so outrageous and common that you can’t help but chuckle whenever you hear it.

That homeboy/homegirl your bf/f has that they claim is like their sibling, but it’s CLEAR to you that’s not the case. Sometimes you can’t help but laugh at the fact liars for a second expect you to believe anything they say.

We have the best collection of liar jokes for kids on the Internet. We’ve taken anything funny or viral we could find, including what you’ve sent us, and added them here.

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Me: She's accusing me of something I actually did

Me to me: Look her in the eyes and say woooooooowwwww
Me: She's accusing me of something I actually did

Me to me: Look her in the eyes and say woooooooowwwww


Memes,  Logical Jokes,  Evil Kermit Meme,  
    
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When a whole week passed and I'm about to sent that "h my bad, I'm just now seeing this" text
When a whole week passed and I'm about to sent that "h my bad, I'm just now seeing this" text

Memes,  Savage Meme,  Petty Jokes,  
    
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Them: Wyd?

Me: I'm not feeling too good, I'm gonna stay home

Them: Isn't that you right there?

Me:
Them: Wyd?

Me: I'm not feeling too good, I'm gonna stay home

Them: Isn't that you right there?

Me:


Memes,  Jokes For Your Friends,  Drake Funny,  
    
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When you're a cheetah and she always lion.
When you're a cheetah and she always lion.

Memes,  Jokes About Couples,  Cheater Meme,  
    
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Boss: "Why were you late?"

Ryan Lochte: "I was mudered last night."
Boss: "Why were you late?"

Ryan Lochte: "I was mudered last night."


Memes,  Ryan Lochte Meme,  Late Jokes,  
    
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Police: "Now tell us exactly what happened the night of the robbery."

Ryan Lochte:

I was murdered.
Police: "Now tell us exactly what happened the night of the robbery."

Ryan Lochte:

I was murdered.


Memes,  Ryan Lochte Meme,  
    
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Media: Ryan, truth or dare?

Lochte: Truth

Media: Did you actually get robbed?

Lochte: Dare
Media: Ryan, truth or dare?

Lochte: Truth

Media: Did you actually get robbed?

Lochte: Dare


Memes,  Ryan Lochte Meme,  
    
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"Sorry my phone was on silent."
"Sorry my phone was on silent."

Memes,  Cell Phone Jokes,  
    
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When I see someone I know in real life lying on social media #lies
When I see someone I know in real life lying on social media #lies

Memes,  Jokes About Lying,  Social Media Jokes,  
    
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"Please give me another chance"

"I promise I'll do you right this time."
"Please give me another chance"

"I promise I'll do you right this time."


Memes,  Cheating Boyfriend Jokes,  
    
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I dont always embellish my news stories 

Just ask George Washington. he'll vouch for me
I dont always embellish my news stories

Just ask George Washington. he'll vouch for me


George Washington Jokes,  Brian Williams Funny,  News Jokes,  
    
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The Liars Series

Cruznocchio
The Liars Series

Cruznocchio


Ted Cruz Jokes,  Pinocchio Joke,  
    
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That one girl on the phone lying to her man about where she is
That one girl on the phone lying to her man about where she is

Girlfriend Meme,  Lying Jokes,  
    
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I'm a stop

Being petty
I'm a stop

Being petty


Memes,  Petty Memes,  Jokes About Lying,  
    
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I don't always tell a lie

But when I do
I don't always tell a lie

But when I do


Memes,  Lie Jokes,  Seinfeld Memes,  
    
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