Lifeguard Jokes

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Worlds most useless job, Olympic Swimmer Lifeguard......
Worlds most useless job, Olympic Swimmer Lifeguard......

Memes,  Olympic Jokes,  
    
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When you waitin for the life guard to give you the green light to go down the slide
When you waitin for the life guard to give you the green light to go down the slide

Memes,  Russell Westbrook Memes,  
    
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i'm no doctor, but if anyone here is going to save this man's life, it's the girl on the right.
i'm no doctor, but if anyone here is going to save this man's life, it's the girl on the right.

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''Health and safety regulations I'm afraid, sir.''
''Health and safety regulations I'm afraid, sir.''

English Love Jokes,  Good Love Jokes,  
    
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Becomes lifeguard to impress chicks

Works during senior water aerobics class
Becomes lifeguard to impress chicks

Works during senior water aerobics class


Aerobics Jokes,  Forever Alone Meme (theme),  Forever Alone (theme),  
    
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even if i was a lifeguard...

i still wouldn't save them
even if i was a lifeguard...

i still wouldn't save them


Memes,  
    
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 lied on his application
lied on his application

Memes,  Lying Jokes,  Funny News Headlines,  
    
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Warning!

No lifeguards in the gene pool
Warning!

No lifeguards in the gene pool


Funny Jokes,  Gene Pool Jokes,  
    
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The laziest lifeguard ever. Zach King vine

Saving lives at the pool Vine
The laziest lifeguard ever. Zach King vine

Funny Vines,  Best Of Vine,  Amazing Videos Clips,  
    
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When a lifeguard is present

You have my permission to dive
When a lifeguard is present

You have my permission to dive


Memes,  Funny Swimming Sayings,  
    
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Lifeguard, that woman is drowning!

Lifeguard, what are you doing?!

I'm scared of heights
Lifeguard, that woman is drowning!

Lifeguard, what are you doing?!

I'm scared of heights


Funny Jokes,  Fear Jokes,  
    
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Excuse me, but there are people drowning out there!

Sorry, I'm a "recovery summer" lifeguard...

I don't actually save anyone, I just blame the last lifeguard.
Excuse me, but there are people drowning out there!

Sorry, I'm a "recovery summer" lifeguard...

I don't actually save anyone, I just blame the last lifeguard.


Funny Jokes,  Drowning Jokes,  
    
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Lifeguard!!!

I'm standing in seaweed!!

Let's go home now

I hear that stuff's good for your complexion.
Lifeguard!!!

I'm standing in seaweed!!

Let's go home now

I hear that stuff's good for your complexion.


Funny Jokes,  Funny Garfield Comics,  
    
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Make sure to stay hydrated...

To avoid "heat" stress and cramping
Make sure to stay hydrated...

To avoid "heat" stress and cramping


Memes,  Miami Heat Memes,  
    
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Drowning

Saves you with good looks
Drowning

Saves you with good looks


Memes,  Drowning Jokes,  
    
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