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i just discovered that humans can fit a light bulb into their mouth with ease but can't get it out witut shattering it and now i have to physically restrain myself from putting a ing light bulb in my mouth
Memes, Human Jokes,
Memes, Human Jokes,
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w many russians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
two.
one to screw in the bulb, and one to sot him if he doesn't do it right.
Racist Russian Jokes, Ronald Reagan Meme,
two.
one to screw in the bulb, and one to sot him if he doesn't do it right.
Racist Russian Jokes, Ronald Reagan Meme,
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Customer: Do you have any two-watt, 4-volt bulbs?
Sales Rep: For what?
Customer: No, two.
Sales Rep: Two what?
Customer: Yes.
Sales Rep: No.
Engineering Puns, Customer Jokes,
Sales Rep: For what?
Customer: No, two.
Sales Rep: Two what?
Customer: Yes.
Sales Rep: No.
Engineering Puns, Customer Jokes,
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How many tall people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
2. One to get a chair and the other one to call a short person for help.
Tall People Insults, Short People Jokes,
2. One to get a chair and the other one to call a short person for help.
Tall People Insults, Short People Jokes,
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What does a tall person and a burnt out lightbulb have in common?
Theyre not that bright.
Tall People Insults, Stupid Insults,
Theyre not that bright.
Tall People Insults, Stupid Insults,
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How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?
Are you kidding?! Why would we let them do that?! The broken bulb is a national treasure, pointing to our rich, rich history and culture. No, we would rather build a shrine there, and charge admission to see the ancient luminosity device. Hmmm, maybe we could even sell little figurines.
Archaeologist Jokes, Joke Question And Answer,
Are you kidding?! Why would we let them do that?! The broken bulb is a national treasure, pointing to our rich, rich history and culture. No, we would rather build a shrine there, and charge admission to see the ancient luminosity device. Hmmm, maybe we could even sell little figurines.
Archaeologist Jokes, Joke Question And Answer,
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the light bulb and Christopher Reeve to say it should have been him up there!
Christopher Reeve Jokes, Best Free Jokes,
Two. One to change the light bulb and Christopher Reeve to say it should have been him up there!
Christopher Reeve Jokes, Best Free Jokes,
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, Christopher Reeve, because he doesn't like sharing the spotlight.
Actor Jokes, Christopher Reeve Jokes,
Just one, Christopher Reeve, because he doesn't like sharing the spotlight.
Actor Jokes, Christopher Reeve Jokes,
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How does Christopher Reeve change a lightbulb?
He just holds it and the world revolves around him.
Christopher Reeve Jokes, World Jokes,
He just holds it and the world revolves around him.
Christopher Reeve Jokes, World Jokes,
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Ok, make a wish and blow out the lightbulb!
Birthdays were always better at Mom's!
Single Dad Meme, Single Dad Jokes,
Birthdays were always better at Mom's!
Single Dad Meme, Single Dad Jokes,
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whats the difference between a pregnant blonde and a lightbulb?
you can unscrew a lightbulb.
Pregnant Jokes, Good Dumb Blonde Jokes,
you can unscrew a lightbulb.
Pregnant Jokes, Good Dumb Blonde Jokes,
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Q: How many University of Wyoming freshman does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, its a sophomore course.
Freshman Jokes, Wyoming Jokes, Wyoming State Jokes,
A: None, its a sophomore course.
Freshman Jokes, Wyoming Jokes, Wyoming State Jokes,
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Early scientific fraud: Young Thomas Edison tried to pass off a container filled with fireflies as an incadescent bulb.
Thomas Edison Jokes, Jokes About Insects,
Thomas Edison Jokes, Jokes About Insects,
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"Thomas Edison was awesome...If it weren't for him, we'd all be watching tv by candlelight."
Thomas Edison Jokes, Tv Jokes,
Thomas Edison Jokes, Tv Jokes,
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