Light Bulb Jokes

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w many russians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

two.

one to screw in the bulb, and one to sot him if he doesn't do it right.
w many russians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

two.

one to screw in the bulb, and one to sot him if he doesn't do it right.


Racist Russian Jokes,  Ronald Reagan Meme,  
    
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Customer: Do you have any two-watt, 4-volt bulbs?

Sales Rep: For what?

Customer: No, two.

Sales Rep: Two what?

Customer: Yes.

Sales Rep: No.
Customer: Do you have any two-watt, 4-volt bulbs?

Sales Rep: For what?

Customer: No, two.

Sales Rep: Two what?

Customer: Yes.

Sales Rep: No.


Engineering Puns,  Customer Jokes,  
    
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How many tall people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 

2. One to get a chair and the other one to call a short person for help.
How many tall people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

2. One to get a chair and the other one to call a short person for help.


Tall People Insults,  Short People Jokes,  
    
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What does a tall person and a burnt out lightbulb have in common?

Theyre not that bright.
What does a tall person and a burnt out lightbulb have in common?

Theyre not that bright.


Tall People Insults,  Stupid Insults,  
    
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How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding?! Why would we let them do that?! The broken bulb is a national treasure, pointing to our rich, rich history and culture. No, we would rather build a shrine there, and charge admission to see the ancient luminosity device. Hmmm, maybe we could even sell little figurines.
How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding?! Why would we let them do that?! The broken bulb is a national treasure, pointing to our rich, rich history and culture. No, we would rather build a shrine there, and charge admission to see the ancient luminosity device. Hmmm, maybe we could even sell little figurines.


Archaeologist Jokes,  Joke Question And Answer,  
    
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb? 

Two. One to change the light bulb and Christopher Reeve to say it should have been him up there!
How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the light bulb and Christopher Reeve to say it should have been him up there!


Christopher Reeve Jokes,  Best Free Jokes,  
    
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How does Christopher Reeve change a lightbulb?

He just holds it and the world revolves around him.
How does Christopher Reeve change a lightbulb?

He just holds it and the world revolves around him.


Christopher Reeve Jokes,  World Jokes,  
    
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb? 

Just one, Christopher Reeve, because he doesn't like sharing the spotlight.
How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, Christopher Reeve, because he doesn't like sharing the spotlight.


Actor Jokes,  Christopher Reeve Jokes,  
    
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Ok, make a wish and blow out the lightbulb!

Birthdays were always better at Mom's!
Ok, make a wish and blow out the lightbulb!

Birthdays were always better at Mom's!


Single Dad Meme,  Single Dad Jokes,  
    
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whats the difference between a pregnant blonde and a lightbulb?

you can unscrew a lightbulb.
whats the difference between a pregnant blonde and a lightbulb?

you can unscrew a lightbulb.


Pregnant Jokes,  Good Dumb Blonde Jokes,  
    
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Q: How many University of Wyoming freshman does it take to change a light bulb? 

A: None, its a sophomore course.
Q: How many University of Wyoming freshman does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None, its a sophomore course.


Freshman Jokes,  Wyoming Jokes,  Wyoming State Jokes,  
    
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What appeared above peoples heads when they had an idea

Before lightbulbs were invented?
What appeared above peoples heads when they had an idea

Before lightbulbs were invented?


Philosoraptor (theme),  Philosoraptor Memes,  
    
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Thomas Edison developed a successful light bulb 

Competitors couldn't hold a candle to his invention
Thomas Edison developed a successful light bulb

Competitors couldn't hold a candle to his invention


Thomas Edison Jokes,  Lame Pun Coon (theme),  
    
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Invents lightbulb

Uses direct current
Invents lightbulb

Uses direct current


Thomas Edison Jokes,  Science Meme,  
    
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Thomas Edison's brother, Wilmer...

...Couldn't even figure out how to turn on the light
Thomas Edison's brother, Wilmer...

...Couldn't even figure out how to turn on the light


Thomas Edison Jokes,  Funny Comic Images,  
    
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