i just discovered that humans can fit a light bulb into their mouth with ease but can't get it out witut shattering it and now i have to physically restrain myself from putting a ing light bulb in my mouth
How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?
Are you kidding?! Why would we let them do that?! The broken bulb is a national treasure, pointing to our rich, rich history and culture. No, we would rather build a shrine there, and charge admission to see the ancient luminosity device. Hmmm, maybe we could even sell little figurines.