Light Puns

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-Mom, I broke the lamp +Why? -Because nobody shines brighter than me
-Mom, I broke the lamp

+Why?

-Because nobody shines brighter than me

Memes,  Funny Cool Sayings,  
    
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His head is brighter than Americas future
His head is brighter than Americas future

Memes,  Funny Bald Head Jokes,  America Funny,  
    
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Hey, baby, does this turn you on?
Hey, baby, does this turn you on?

Light Jokes,  
    
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A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. "No, I'm travelling life."
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage.

"No, I'm travelling life."

Memes,  Funny Element Jokes,  Travel Puns,  
    
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*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the up i'm sorry
*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the up

i'm sorry

Memes,  Funny Pun,  Pun Pictures,  
    
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Remember when this was a unionized tree. If one of us didn't work, no one worked Ahh...the good old days
Remember when this was a unionized tree. If one of us didn't work, no one worked

Ahh...the good old days

Funny Jokes,  Funny Holiday Comics,  Christmas Tree Jokes,  
    
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Light switch all the way down the hall? Let's play
Light switch all the way down the hall?

Let's play

Light Switch Jokes,  Horrifying House Guest (theme)  
    
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The light at the end of the tunnel is a train
The light at the end of the tunnel is a train

Train Puns,  Images Of Funny Signs  
    
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bathroom light burnt out pee by ec location
bathroom light burnt out

pee by ec location

Funny Bathroom Sayings,  Pee Jokes,  
    
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Sign: 'Please turn out the lights. Thanks a watt.'

Light Bulb Jokes,  Light Bulbs Jokes  
    
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Q: What kind of night lights do vampires like to use?

A: A Jack-o-Lantern!

Vampire Puns,  Pumpkin Jokes,  Good Halloween Jokes For Kids  
    
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A photon checks into a hotel. The bellhop asks, "can I help you with your luggage?" Photon replies, "I don't have any, I'm traveling light."

Light Jokes,  Chemistry Jokes For Kids,  Science Humor  
    
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Q: What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

A: Youre the only bright spot in my life.

New House Jokes,  Home Jokes,  
    
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Home from night shift at 8am, but can't sleep because of sunshine? Paint light bulb black Turn lamp on Instant darkness!!! have a nice dream! problem , sun?
Home from night shift at 8am,
but can't sleep because of sunshine?

Paint light bulb black

Turn lamp on

Instant darkness!!!

have a nice dream!

problem , sun?

Sun Jokes,  Light Bulb Jokes,  So Dumb Jokes  
    
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Why would you make an illuminator out of aluminum?

It's light.

Aluminum Jokes,  Light Jokes,  Metal Jokes  
    
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