Lightning Jokes

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God makes the lightning

Bikers make the thunder
God makes the lightning

Bikers make the thunder


Funny God Quotes,  Biker Jokes One Liners,  Funny Biker Sayings,  
    
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I thought thunder was God bowling

And lightning was when he got a strike
I thought thunder was God bowling

And lightning was when he got a strike


Childhood Meme,  Funny Childhood Jokes,  Funny Childhood Memories,  
    
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When a mermaid gets hit by lightning
When a mermaid gets hit by lightning

Funny Mermaid Jokes,  Mermaid Jokes,  
    
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''Ok, so I have a thing about thunder!';
''Ok, so I have a thing about thunder!';

Thunder Jokes,  Therapist Jokes,  
    
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Fake science 

Q: Why does lightning shock people? 

A: Because it just doesn't know how to conduct itself!
Fake science

Q: Why does lightning shock people?

A: Because it just doesn't know how to conduct itself!


Funny Science Facts,  Science Meme,  
    
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Fuck this tree

In particular
Fuck this tree

In particular


Funny Weather Quotes,  Tree Jokes,  
    
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"...and if we take a look at the satellite picture, we can see just what's causing all of that thunder and lighting."
"...and if we take a look at the satellite picture, we can see just what's causing all of that thunder and lighting."

Weather Jokes For Kids,  Funny Weather Quotes,  
    
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Lightning 

What R U doing 

Lightning 

Stamp
Lightning

What R U doing

Lightning

Stamp


Stahp Meme,  Thunder Jokes,  
    
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Falling asleep? 

Let me play you the song if my people!
Falling asleep?

Let me play you the song if my people!


Funny Sleep Quotes,  Weather Jokes One Liners,  
    
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I love sleeping during thunderst... 

No! The thunder and lightning are disruptive to your circadian rhythm
I love sleeping during thunderst...

No! The thunder and lightning are disruptive to your circadian rhythm


Batman Slapping Robin Meme,  Batman Slapping Robin (theme),  Funny Health Comics,  
    
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Hmm...you've got a meteor shower to your right, space junk to your left and partial sun glare...I'd go with a number 7 thunderbolt if I were you.
Hmm...you've got a meteor shower to your right, space junk to your left and partial sun glare...I'd go with a number 7 thunderbolt if I were you.

God Jokes,  Heaven Jokes,  
    
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No gold for u
No gold for u

Thunder Jokes,  Gold Jokes,  
    
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What if I told you... 

The sound of thunder is the sound of lightning?
What if I told you...

The sound of thunder is the sound of lightning?


What If I Told You Matrix (theme),  Thunder Jokes,  
    
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If your life sucks

Just remember you could be here
If your life sucks

Just remember you could be here


Thunder Jokes,  Funny One Liners About Life,  
    
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