List Of Blonde Jokes

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I tired to kill a fish

By drowning it
I tired to kill a fish

By drowning it

Drowning Jokes,  Good Blonde Jokes,  

A black man is talking to a blond white woman.
"If we ever have kids, what will they look like?"

The blond white women says, "They will be zebras."

Best Blonde Joke Ever,  Free Funny Blonde Jokes,  Funny Zebra Jokes  

Q: What do u call a blonde with one brain cell?
A: Intelligent.

Best Blonde Joke Ever,  Free Funny Blonde Jokes,  Free Blonde Jokes  

Q: What do u call a blonde with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.

Pregnant Jokes,  Best Blonde Joke Ever,  Free Funny Blonde Jokes,  

Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop.
When a bus pulls up and opens the door, one of the blondes leans inside and asks the bus driver:
"Will this bus take me to 5th Avenue?"
The bus driver shakes his head and says, "No, I'm sorry."
At this the other blonde leans inside, smiles, and twitters: "Will it take ME?"

Blonde Questions,  Blonde Moments Jokes,  Bus Jokes  

Q: Why did the blonde nurse take a red magic marker to work?
A: So she could draw blood.

Cool Blonde Jokes,  Best Blonde Joke Ever,  Funny Short Blonde Jokes  

Q: How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash?
A: He's the one on his bike.

Blonde Guy Jokes,  Funny Jokes For Blondes,  Blonde Joke Of The Day,  

I got a postcard from a blonde friend of mine. It said, Having a good time. Where am I?

Funny Blonde Quotes,  Free Blonde Jokes,  Clean Blonde Jokes For Kids,  

The difference between a blonde and a tree is, the tree knows when it's being cut down.

Clean Blonde Jokes For Kids,  Rude Blonde Jokes,  Free Funny Blonde Jokes,  

Q: How can you tell if a blonde has a vibrator?

A: By the chipped tooth.

Tooth Puns,  Blonde Girl Jokes,  Funny Blonde Jokes One Liners  

My wife spends hours in the bathroom teasing her hair. She's a blond, so I doubt if her hair catches her jokes.

Good Blonde Jokes,  Funny Blonde Hair Jokes,  Funny Short Blonde Jokes  

A Blonde's Year in Review

*January; Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight

*February; Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels ...Helllooo!!! ... bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

*March; Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 said "2-4 years!"

*April; Trapped on the Macy's escalator for hours after the power went out!!

* May; Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

*June; Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

*July; Lost breast stroke swimming competition ..... learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

*August; Got locked out of my car in rain storm ... car swamped because soft- top was open.

*September; The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

*October; Hate M&M's.....they are so hard to peel.

*November; Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!

*December; Couldn't call 911....."duh". ....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!

Blonde Insults,  Best Blonde Jokes,  Stupid People Jokes  

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