List Of Dumb Jokes

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Kodwa Jacob, don't you think it's time you said goodbye to the people of SA? 

Why? Where are they going?
Kodwa Jacob, don't you think it's time you said goodbye to the people of SA?

Why? Where are they going?


Jacob Zuma Jokes,  South Africa Jokes,  
    
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I pushed the popcorn button but there isn't any in there.
I pushed the popcorn button but there isn't any in there.

Stupid Jokes One Liners,  Microwave Jokes,  
    
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False

It's not a guinea pig but a fat rat
False

It's not a guinea pig but a fat rat


Dwight Schrute Meme (theme),  Rat Jokes,  
    
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The day before your 25th birthday

Is your 24 and 364/365thsth birthday
The day before your 25th birthday

Is your 24 and 364/365thsth birthday


25th Birthday Jokes,  Funny Stupid Jokes,  
    
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Shoutout to my school teacher who said I'm going to end up working at Burger King... Tomorrows my first day
Shoutout to my school teacher who said I'm going to end up working at Burger King... Tomorrows my first day

Memes,  Dumb Jokes One Liners,  
    
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What if Bill Nye the science guy is really Bill Nye the tiny guy

But hes just highly magnified
What if Bill Nye the science guy is really Bill Nye the tiny guy

But hes just highly magnified


Memes,  Keanu Meme,  Bill Nye Jokes,  
    
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"Sam I am"?

Seriously? You just met me and a Dr. Seuss quote is what you're gonna go with?
"Sam I am"?

Seriously? You just met me and a Dr. Seuss quote is what you're gonna go with?


Funny Jokes,  Sam Joke,  Joke Quote,  
    
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w did the blonde die raking leaves?

she (he) fell out of the tree.
w did the blonde die raking leaves?

she (he) fell out of the tree.


Funny Jokes,  Adult Blonde Jokes,  Joke Question And Answer,  
    
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Hey son, would you take out the trash and mow the lawn today?

Sure, if I get around to it.

Oh really? Well here you go then...

Wait, what's this?

You said you'd do it when you got "a round tuit", so there it is. Now go get to work!

Fffffffuuuuuu-
Hey son, would you take out the trash and mow the lawn today?

Sure, if I get around to it.

Oh really? Well here you go then...

Wait, what's this?

You said you'd do it when you got "a round tuit", so there it is. Now go get to work!

Fffffffuuuuuu-


Memes,  Corny Joke List,  
    
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Every time when a skinny person says, 'I'm fat', so you just stand there with a look on your face.
Every time when a skinny person says, 'I'm fat', so you just stand there with a look on your face.

Relatable Posts,  Dumb One Liners,  
    
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i'd like to make a vending machine that sells vending machines. it'd have to be real ing big.
i'd like to make a vending machine that sells vending machines. it'd have to be real ing big.

Funny Quotes,  Mitch Hedberg Jokes List,  
    
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What's yellow and dangerous?

Shark-infested custard
What's yellow and dangerous?

Shark-infested custard


Funny Jokes,  List Of Stupid Jokes,  Christmas Cracker Jokes,  
    
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British Insults

The eyes are open, the mouth moves, but Mr Brain has long since departed, hasn't he, Perce?
British Insults

The eyes are open, the mouth moves, but Mr Brain has long since departed, hasn't he, Perce?


Demotivational Posters,  British Insults,  Stupid Man Jokes,  
    
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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says, "Actually, you've got quite a short face, so this joke isn't going to work."
A horse walks into a bar. The barman says, "Actually, you've got quite a short face, so this joke isn't going to work."

Funny Jokes,  Bad Horse Jokes,  Corny Animal Jokes,  
    
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Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive, double-pane, energy-efficient kind.
Today I got a call from Home Depot who installed them. He complained that the work had been completed a year ago and I still hadn't paid for them. 
HHHHelloooo.......... just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast-talking sales guy told me last year... that these windows would pay for themselves in a year.
Hellooooo? It's been a year, so they're paid for, I told him. There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally hung up. He never called back. I bet he felt like an idiot.
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive, double-pane, energy-efficient kind.
Today I got a call from Home Depot who installed them. He complained that the work had been completed a year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.
HHHHelloooo.......... just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast-talking sales guy told me last year... that these windows would pay for themselves in a year.
Hellooooo? It's been a year, so they're paid for, I told him. There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally hung up. He never called back. I bet he felt like an idiot.


Funny Jokes,  Blond Jokes,  
    
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