List Of Jokes And Riddles

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Some months have 30, and some have 31 days. How many months have 28 days?

Everyone.


Funny Iq Questions And Answers,  Funny Riddles Joke,  
    
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Q. What often falls but never gets hurt?

A : Rain


Rain Jokes,  Riddles And Funny Jokes  
    
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Q. What is that no man ever saw which never was but always will be?

A : TOMORROW


Riddle Jokes,  Funny Jokes Or Riddles  
    
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Q. What looks like half apple?

A : The other half.


Apple Jokes,  Childrens Jokes And Riddles,  
    
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Q: If I drink, I die. If I eat, I am fine. What am I?

A: A fire!


Riddle Jokes For Teenagers,  Riddle Jokes Funny,  Fire Jokes  
    
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Q: Im tall when Im young and Im short when Im old. What am I?

A: A candle


Tall Jokes,  Short Jokes,  Old Jokes For Kids  
    
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Why did the polygamist cross the aisle?

To get to the other bride!


Work Jokes,  Job Jokes,  Bride Jokes,  
    
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How do you get a hippie to stop rolling joints?

Cut off his fingers!


Funny Question Jokes,  Finger Jokes,  
    
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Why are niggers getting hit by cars more in winter on snowy days?

They are easier to spot


Winter Humor,  Snow Puns,  Car Jokes,  
    
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Why is making toast like an interracial couple having a baby?

It's annoying when it comes out black.


Baby Puns,  Best Black People Jokes,  Most Racist Joke,  
    
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A Michigan fan ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.

Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.


Pizza Puns,  Work Jokes,  Food Humor,  
    
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Q: Why do farts smell?

A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.


Deaf Jokes,  Fart Jokes,  Deaf Humor,  
    
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What do you call a lesbian with long fingernails?

Single.


Lesbian Jokes,  
    
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Q: How do you stop an Iowa fan from beating his wife?

A: Dress her in Maize and Blue!


Iowa Jokes,  Wife Jokes,  Wife Jokes,  
    
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Q: What's the only thing that grows in Dayton?

A: The swelling from your head from getting jacked!


Ohio Jokes,  City Jokes,  Head Jokes,  
    
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