List Of Riddles And Jokes

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When does a batter beat batter?

When a baseball player makes pancakes.

Funny Riddles Joke,  Great Riddles And Jokes  

Q:Whats faster then a speeding Bullet?

A:A jew with a coupon!

Funniest Jew Joke,  Mean Jew Jokes,  Coupon Joke,  

Who makes suits and eats spinach?
Popeye the Tailorman.

Funniest Jokes And Riddles,  Good Jokes And Riddles For Kids  

Q: Why do elephants have trunks? A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.

Funniest Jokes And Riddles,  Good Jokes And Riddles For Kids  

Q: What works in a circus, walks a tightrope and has claws?

A: An acrocat!

Circus Jokes,  Silly Kid Jokes,  Riddles,  

Q: What did the proctologist say to the guy with glued ass cheeks?

A: You're in some sticky shit.

Butt Humor,  

If you were locked in a car with a hammer, how would you get out?

Unlock the doors

Jokes Riddles For Kids,  Funny Jokes Or Riddles  

A rooster is sitting on a wall. Which side does it lay its egg? East or west?
Neither! A rooster doesn't lay eggs!

Rooster Jokes,  Children Riddles And Jokes  

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

Owl Jokes,  Skunk Jokes,  Bird Joke,  

Why did the gray whale go on a diet?

Because he wasn't a Fin whale!

Whale Jokes,  Diet Jokes,  Fish Pun,  

Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one. Maddona does not have one. And a priest does not use his. What is it?

A last name.

Riddle Funny Jokes,  Riddle Jokes  

Q: Why did the ghost go into the bar?

A: For the Boos!

Ghost Puns,  Bar Jokes,  Boss Jokes,  

Q: How did the ghost song and dance act make a living?

A: By appearing in television spooktaculars!

Music Jokes,  Tv Jokes,  Ghost Puns,  

Q: What did the baby mouse say when he saw a bat for the first time?

A: Mummy, Ive just seen an angel.

Mouse Jokes,  Bat Jokes,  Bat Humor,  

Q: Mr. Blue lives in the blue house, Mr. Pink lives in the pink house, and Mr. Brown lives in the brown house. Who lives in the white house?

A: The president!

White House Jokes,  President Jokes,  Color Jokes,  

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