Little Johnny Dirty Jokes

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Mom took Little Johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.

Doctor: "How did such a thing happen?"

Johnny: "It's that damn neighbor girl, Susie. Her braces are too darned sharp."


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teacher trying to teach good manners asked her students this question:

michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, w would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?

michael,  "just a minute, i have to go pee."

teacher: that would be rude & impolite. w about you sam.

sam said "i really need to go to toilet, i'm sorry."

teacher, "that's better but still not very nice to say word toilet."

oh you  little johnny, can you use your brain?

johnny said, "darling, may i be please excused for a moment? i've to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, wm i pe to introduce to u after dinner." :p :d

.....teacher fainted
teacher trying to teach good manners asked her students this question:

michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, w would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?

michael, "just a minute, i have to go pee."

teacher: that would be rude & impolite. w about you sam.

sam said "i really need to go to toilet, i'm sorry."

teacher, "that's better but still not very nice to say word toilet."

oh you little johnny, can you use your brain?

johnny said, "darling, may i be please excused for a moment? i've to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, wm i pe to introduce to u after dinner." :p :d

.....teacher fainted


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little johnny came running into the use and asked, "mommy, can little girls have babies?"
"no," said his mom, "of course not." little johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, "it's okay, we can play that game again!"
little johnny came running into the use and asked, "mommy, can little girls have babies?"
"no," said his mom, "of course not." little johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, "it's okay, we can play that game again!"


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A boy sitting on Santas lap and Santa puts his finger on the boys nose and says "I bet your name is (spells out ) J I m m y ?"

The little boys eyes light up and Santa puts his finger on the boys nose again and says " I bet you want a (spelled out ) b I k e ?"

Little Jimmys eyes light up and he asks "How'd you know that ?"

Santa replied "Because I'm Santa I know everything".

Little Jimmy gets a funny look in his eye and says "I bet you like (spells out ) g I r l s ?"

Santa says "Yes, how'd you know that ?" The boy says " Because your finger smells like P U S S Y!"


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