Little Johnny Joke

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Little Johnny is not an Obama fan
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A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans.

Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different... again.

Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not an Obama fan."

The teacher asked, "Why aren't you a fan of Obama?" Johnny said, "Because I'm a Republican."

The teacher asked him why he's a Republican. Little Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican."

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom were a moron and your dad were an idiot, what would that make you?"

With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, "That would make me an Obama fan.."


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Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?

Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom?

Little Johnny: But I asked first!


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During a lesson little Johnny yawns extremely wide.

Teacher tries to make a joke:
- Johnny, don't swallow me.

He replies:
- Don't worry, teacher, I don't eat pork.


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In school. Teacher:
- Johnny, why are you late again?
- But you have said that it's never too late to learn..


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A teacher asks the students who theyd like to be in the future
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-A driver, - replies Tim.

-A nurse, - says Mary.

-When I grow up, I want to be a fat old man in red, - says the little Johnny.


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Little Johnny got 100 out of 100 in the exam.

So the Teacher gave him a gift and said, I hope you will do the same in the next exam.

Little Johnny: Thank you Sir, I hope you will also print the question paper from my uncle's print shop next time.
Little Johnny got 100 out of 100 in the exam.

So the Teacher gave him a gift and said, I hope you will do the same in the next exam.

Little Johnny: Thank you Sir, I hope you will also print the question paper from my uncle's print shop next time.


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TEACHER : Little Johnny, how do you spell "crocodile"? < br />
Little Johnny : "K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L"

TEACHER : No, that's wrong
Little Johnny : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!


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Little Johnny's is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in one hand and the other hand in his pants pocket.

Along comes Priest Joe and he thinks to himself, "This is a good opportunity to say something from the bible to Little Johnny."

He walks up to Little Johnny and says, "I see Little Johnny that you have the Staff of Life in one hand. What do you have in the other?"

Little Johnny replies, "A loaf of bread Father."


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Ruth and Johnny, side by side, went out for an auto ride. They hit a bump, Ruth hit a tree, Johnny kept going Ruthlessly.

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Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days. Finally his mother talked his reluctant father into taking him.

"So how was it?" his mother asked when they returned home.

"Great," Little Johnny replied.

"Did you and daddy have a good time?" asked his mother.

"Yeah, daddy really liked it too," exclaimed Little Johnny, "especially when one of the animals came home at 30 to 1!"


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