Little Johnny Jokes Dirty

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Mom took Little Johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.

Doctor: "How did such a thing happen?"

Johnny: "It's that damn neighbor girl, Susie. Her braces are too darned sharp."


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Teacher: How far have you gone with your homework

Lil Johnny: About ten kilometers Sir. I went home and came back with it.


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little johnny wrote to santa, "i want a baby brother for christmas". santa wrote back "send me your mother".
little johnny wrote to santa, "i want a baby brother for christmas". santa wrote back "send me your mother".

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little johnny catches his parents going at it and says, "hey dad! whatchya doin?" his father says, "i'm filling your mums tank" johnny says, "oh yeah! well you better get a model that gets better mileage because the milkman filled her this morning."
little johnny catches his parents going at it and says, "hey dad! whatchya doin?" his father says, "i'm filling your mums tank" johnny says, "oh yeah! well you better get a model that gets better mileage because the milkman filled her this morning."

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Little Sally comes home from school one day and says to her mom, "Mommy, mommy, you won't believe it! Little Johnny pulled out his pee-pee in class today! It was like a peanut."

The mom replies, "Oh, it was small?"

Little Sally says, "No, it was salty."


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