Little Johnny Jokes

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A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Anyone who thinks they are stupid, stand up!" 

After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" 

"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Anyone who thinks they are stupid, stand up!"

After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"

"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"


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One day a teacher was telling her class about even though a whale is so big it has a small throat and cant swallow people. Little Johnny got up and said what about Jonah and the teacher said it was impossible and he said when I get to heaven I'll ask him and the teacher said what if he didn't go to heaven and Little Johnny said then you ask him
One day a teacher was telling her class about even though a whale is so big it has a small throat and cant swallow people. Little Johnny got up and said what about Jonah and the teacher said it was impossible and he said when I get to heaven I'll ask him and the teacher said what if he didn't go to heaven and Little Johnny said then you ask him

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"Dad," said Little Johnny, I'm late for football practice. Would you please do my homework for me?" 

Little Johnny's father said irately, "Son, it just wouldn't be right." 

"That's okay," replied Little Johnny "At least you could try, right?"
Little Johnny Jokes

"Dad," said Little Johnny, I'm late for football practice. Would you please do my homework for me?"

Little Johnny's father said irately, "Son, it just wouldn't be right."

"That's okay," replied Little Johnny "At least you could try, right?"


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Teacher: Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon? 

Little Johnny: "The moon".

Teacher: Why?

Little Johnny: "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".
Teacher: Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?

Little Johnny: "The moon".

Teacher: Why?

Little Johnny: "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".


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Johnny, would you like to get up and tell the class what you did this summer? 

Seems a little pointless.

Just assume that some of us aren't following you on Twitter.
Johnny, would you like to get up and tell the class what you did this summer?

Seems a little pointless.

Just assume that some of us aren't following you on Twitter.


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little johnny

you really don't want to mess with him
little johnny

you really don't want to mess with him


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It was a long day at school when Johnny forgot his peg leg at home.
It was a long day at school when Johnny forgot his peg leg at home.

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Teacher: "Who can name 2 people shot while in the theater?"

Johnny: "Lincoln & the guy in front of Fred Willard."
Teacher: "Who can name 2 people shot while in the theater?"

Johnny: "Lincoln & the guy in front of Fred Willard."


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Mom took Little Johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.

Doctor: "How did such a thing happen?"

Johnny: "It's that damn neighbor girl, Susie. Her braces are too darned sharp."


    
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Obama visits a primary school to talk to the kids. After his talk he offers to answer some questions.

First a little girl puts up his hand, and Obama asks for her name.

"Suzanne," responds the little girl.

"And what is your question, Suzanne"?

"I have four questions:

First, Why did the USA Bomb Libya without the support of the Congress?

Second, Why do you keep saying you fixed the economy when it's actually gotten worse?

Third, Why did you say that Jeremiah Wright was your mentor, then said that you knew nothing about his preaching and beliefs?

Fourth, Why are we lending mega bucks to Brazil to drill for oil, but America is not allowed to drill for oil?"

Just then, the bell rings for recess. The teacher says they will continue after recess.

When they resume Obama says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right: Question time.. Who has a question"?

Little Johnny puts up his hand. Obama points him out and asks for his name.

"Johnny" he responds.

"And what is your question, Johnny"?

"Actually, I have two questions.

First, Why did the recess bell ring 20 minutes early?

Second, Where is Suzanne"?


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Johnny, find out what this "peek-a-boo" guy wants

He keeps kidnapping my family and giving them back
Johnny, find out what this "peek-a-boo" guy wants

He keeps kidnapping my family and giving them back


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Why did Little Johnny fall off the swing set

Because he doesn't have any arms
Why did Little Johnny fall off the swing set

Because he doesn't have any arms


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Teacher tells Johnny "Your composition on "My Dog" is the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?"

Johnny...no sir, it's the same dog


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A small British boy visiting Disney World for the first time. was very excited. He kept saying to his mother 'That's funny, Mum, inn't Mum' Mum innit funy. innit Mum, innit.' The mother tried to ignore him but in the end she turned to him and said irritably 'Johnny, I've told you before, it's not innit; it's in'tit'!

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Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?

Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom?

Little Johnny: But I asked first!


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