Little Jonny Jokes

 – 5 total
Ruth and Johnny, side by side, went out for an auto ride. They hit a bump, Ruth hit a tree, Johnny kept going Ruthlessly.

Driving Jokes,  Little Johnny Joke  
    
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Teacher : Who is the President of Iraq?

Johnny: I don't know Miss

Teacher: You need to focus more on your studies.

Johnny: Please miss, can I ask  a question?

Teacher: Yes.

Johnny: Do you know Angela?

Teacher: No, Why?

Johnny: You need to focus more on your husband!
Teacher : Who is the President of Iraq?

Johnny: I don't know Miss

Teacher: You need to focus more on your studies.

Johnny: Please miss, can I ask a question?

Teacher: Yes.

Johnny: Do you know Angela?

Teacher: No, Why?

Johnny: You need to focus more on your husband!


Teacher Jokes,  Teacher Insults,  School Humor  
    
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"Mama, there's a man at the door," said little johnny.

"He says he's collecting for senior citizens. Do you 

think we should hide grandpa?"
"Mama, there's a man at the door," said little johnny.

"He says he's collecting for senior citizens. Do you

think we should hide grandpa?"


Little Boy Jokes,  Grandpa Jokes  
    
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Teacher: Johny,if your father earned $100,000 and gave
half of it to your mother, what should she have?

Little johny: A heart a attack!
Teacher: Johny,if your father earned $100,000 and gave
half of it to your mother, what should she have?

Little johny: A heart a attack!


Money Jokes,  Lottery Jokes,  Heart Attack Jokes  
    
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A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim. A large wave came along and washed over her, tearing off her bikini top. She came out of the surf with her arms folded across her chest.

Little Johnny, playing in the sand, looked up at her and said, "Lady, if you are gonna drown those puppies then I will take the one with the brown nose!"


Woman Joke,  Ocean Puns,  Swimming Puns,  Breast Puns,  
    
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