Little Kids Jokes And Riddles

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Q:

What stays in the corner but goes around the world?

A:

A stamp.
Q:

What stays in the corner but goes around the world?

A:

A stamp.


Funny Jokes,  Stamp Jokes,  
    
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Q:

Why was the broom late?

A:

It over-swept!
Q:

Why was the broom late?

A:

It over-swept!


Broom Jokes,  House Cleaning Puns,  
    
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Q: Why did the opera singer go sailing?

A: Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
Q: Why did the opera singer go sailing?

A: Because she wanted to hit the high C's.


Singing Puns,  Sea Puns,  
    
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Q:

Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

A:

The players dribble a lot.
Q:

Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

A:

The players dribble a lot.


Basketball Jokes For Kids,  Sports Jokes,  Basketball Puns,  
    
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Q: 

What did zero say to eight?

A:

Nice belt!
Q:

What did zero say to eight?

A:

Nice belt!


Belt Jokes,  Number Jokes,  
    
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Q:

What kind of underwear do reporters wear?

A:

News briefs.
Q:

What kind of underwear do reporters wear?

A:

News briefs.


News Jokes,  Underwear Jokes,  
    
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Q:

Why did the melon jump into the lake?

A:

It wanted to be a watermelon.
Q:

Why did the melon jump into the lake?

A:

It wanted to be a watermelon.


Watermelon Puns,  Watermelon Jokes,  
    
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Q:

What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

A:

Pointless.
Q:

What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

A:

Pointless.


Pencil Puns,  Pencil Jokes,  
    
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Q:

What would you call a sleeping bull?

A:

A bulldozer.
Q:

What would you call a sleeping bull?

A:

A bulldozer.


Bull Jokes,  Sleep Puns,  
    
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Q:

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

A:

"Between you and me, something smells!"
Q:

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

A:

"Between you and me, something smells!"


Eye Jokes,  Nose Jokes For Kids,  
    
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Q:

What's a tree's favorite drink?

A:

Root beer.
Q:

What's a tree's favorite drink?

A:

Root beer.


Tree Puns,  Drink Jokes,  Tree Jokes,  
    
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What kind of shoes do frogs wear?

Open toad
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?

Open toad


Frog Jokes,  Frog Puns,  
    
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Q:

Why do elephants have trunks?

A:

Because they'd look funny with suitcases.
Q:

Why do elephants have trunks?

A:

Because they'd look funny with suitcases.


Elephant Puns,  Best Elephant Jokes,  
    
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Q:

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

A:

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
Q:

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

A:

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.


Animal Jokes,  Sea Jokes,  
    
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Q: Why don't ducks ever have spare change?

A: They only carry bills!
Q: Why don't ducks ever have spare change?

A: They only carry bills!


Duck Jokes For Kids,  Money Puns,  
    
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