Liverpool Fc Jokes Jokes

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What's that shadowy place?

That's Liverpool Simba, you must never go there
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What's that shadowy: That's the Sent folder Simba, you must never go there
What's that shadowy place?

That's Liverpool Simba, you must never go there


Soccer Memes,  Funny Soccer Meme,  Lion King Meme,  
    
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So you're telling me 

Liverpool isn't in the mls
So you're telling me

Liverpool isn't in the mls


Skeptical African Kid (theme),  Skeptical Third World Kid (theme),  
    
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Q: What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?

A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.


Good Football Jokes,  Tea Jokes,  Question Jokes  
    
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One day man in Liverpool was reading the Liverpool Echo when he saw a job vacancy for a 'Fanny shaver'. He rang the number in the newspaper and was asked some preliminary questions.

"Tell me," said the interviewer, "Do you mind shaving the pussy's of famous super models and actresses?"
"No way," replied the man, "It would be an honor!"

"Alright," said the interviewer, "Do you mind travelling all over Europe to places like Milan, Monaco and Rome?"
"No that would not be a problem!" replied the man, "I love to travel!"

"Excellent," said the interviewer, "Do you have a problem getting close to some of the most beautiful women in the world?"
"I would be fine," replied the man.

"Excellent!" said the interviewer, "Now would you be flustered or act ungentlemanly while you were shaving around their genital areas?"
"No I would not be!" replied the man, "I would be both discreet and charming!"

"Excellent!" said the interviewer, "You seem to be the ideal candidate for the job! I will send you a train ticket to Manchester."
"Great," replied the man, "Is that where my first job is, like?"

"Oh, no," replied the interviewer, "That's where the queue for the interview starts!"


Newspaper Puns,  Interview Jokes  
    
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