Lizard Puns

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What do you get if you cross a lizard with a softball player?

An outfielder who catches flies with his tongue.
What do you get if you cross a lizard with a softball player?

An outfielder who catches flies with his tongue.


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Newt 

Is a type of salamander
Newt

Is a type of salamander


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Comma, comma, comma, comma, chameleon
Comma, comma, comma, comma, chameleon

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Mariguana
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Valerie...........: Have you been smoking something?
Mariguana

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Iguana be loved by you
Iguana be loved by you

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All iguana do is have some fun.
All iguana do is have some fun.

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Why was the lizard In Hufflepuff? 

Because he wasn't Slytherin'
Why was the lizard In Hufflepuff?

Because he wasn't Slytherin'


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Q: What do you call a lizard that sings?

A: A Rap-tile
Q: What do you call a lizard that sings?

A: A Rap-tile


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I knew a guy who would lie about loving Culture Club just to blen in on the the 80's subreddit

I guess you could say he was a karma chameleon
I knew a guy who would lie about loving Culture Club just to blen in on the the 80's subreddit

I guess you could say he was a karma chameleon


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I never metamorphosis I didn't like
I never metamorphosis I didn't like

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Have I made myself clear?

Said the chameleon as he stood in front of a sheet of glass
Have I made myself clear?

Said the chameleon as he stood in front of a sheet of glass


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iguana sex you up, girl
iguana sex you up, girl

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you'd be cranky too if you had

a reptile dysfunction
you'd be cranky too if you had

a reptile dysfunction


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why couldn't the lizard get his wife pregnant?

he suffered from reptile dysfunction
why couldn't the lizard get his wife pregnant?

he suffered from reptile dysfunction


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don't hiss me off!
don't hiss me off!

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