Lobster Puns

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Sheesh... It ain't da heat, its da humidity....
Sheesh... It ain't da heat, its da humidity....

Funny Pictures,  Humidity Jokes,  Summer Heat Jokes,  
    
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What do you call a greedy lobster?

A selfish shellfish
What do you call a greedy lobster?

A selfish shellfish


Memes,  Selfish Jokes,  
    
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Wow! You really know how to treat a girl.
Wow! You really know how to treat a girl.

Funny Pictures,  Sea Life Jokes,  
    
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Lobsters

Really don't want to be boiled alive and eaten

But they're just being shellfish
Lobsters

Really don't want to be boiled alive and eaten

But they're just being shellfish


Demotivational Posters,  Funny Demotivational Posters,  
    
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The ROCK lobster
The ROCK lobster

Funny Pictures,  The Rock Jokes,  
    
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I'm a star!

Big deal! I have a chain of restaurants named after me!
I'm a star!

Big deal! I have a chain of restaurants named after me!


Funny Pictures,  Star Puns,  
    
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Mother always said I'd land myself in hot water!
Mother always said I'd land myself in hot water!

Funny Jokes,  Hot Water Jokes,  
    
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Thanks for inviting us over to try your new hot tub!

Aren't you coming in?

Does anyone smell butter?
Thanks for inviting us over to try your new hot tub!

Aren't you coming in?

Does anyone smell butter?


Funny Pictures,  Hot Water Jokes,  
    
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Relax, Carl... Would I be in here if it was boiling?

Lobster Baptisms
Relax, Carl... Would I be in here if it was boiling?

Lobster Baptisms


Funny Pictures,  Funny Religious Comics,  
    
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Had a girlfriend, I lobster

Then I flounder
Had a girlfriend, I lobster

Then I flounder


Funny Jokes,  Funny Fish Sayings,  
    
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What happened when the crustacean was late to work? 

She lobster job
What happened when the crustacean was late to work?

She lobster job


Bad Joke Eel (theme),  Funny Job Jokes,  Puns List,  
    
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Rock Lobster
Rock Lobster

Funny Jokes,  The Rock Meme,  
    
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Ok, now you really got me steamed up!
Ok, now you really got me steamed up!

Funny Jokes,  Cooking Puns,  
    
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dude, just give me a 

you're being sfish
dude, just give me a

you're being sfish


Funny Jokes,  Beer Jokes One Liner,  
    
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