Lock Jokes

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My wife said she expects the house to be clean by the time she walks in the door so I changed all of the locks.
My wife said she expects the house to be clean by the time she walks in the door so I changed all of the locks.

Funny Jokes,  Mean Wife Jokes,  Cleaning Jokes,  
    
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So I go to a Catholic School
So I go to a Catholic School

Memes,  Funny Catholic Jokes,  Catholic Humor,  
    
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I'm locking u in here

Lol ok

And I changed the wifi password
I'm locking u in here

Lol ok

And I changed the wifi password


Memes,  Wifi Memes,  Disney Movie Jokes,  
    
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When u forget yo key and yo mama dont get off till 5
When u forget yo key and yo mama dont get off till 5

Memes,  Rapper Memes,  Best Captions For Photos,  
    
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z be like

she aint catching me this time
z be like

she aint catching me this time


Memes,  Smartphone Jokes,  Smartphone Memes,  
    
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Always

Dread-lock your children for saftey
Always

Dread-lock your children for saftey


Memes,  Funny Tip Of The Day,  
    
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a true sense of security

is when you can  with the door unclocked
a true sense of security

is when you can with the door unclocked


Relatable Posts,  Funny Bathroom Sayings,  
    
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You're not my type...
You're not my type...

Funny Pictures,  Cute Puns,  
    
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Lock Picking

The Military has a more efficient way of doing it.
Lock Picking

The Military has a more efficient way of doing it.


Demotivational Posters,  Funny Military Posters,  
    
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You locked all the windows and doors? 

Now were both locked in for the night.
You locked all the windows and doors?

Now were both locked in for the night.


Horrifying House Guest (theme),  Creepy Jokes  
    
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Unlock all the things! 

Six hours later

Unlock all the things?
Unlock all the things!

Six hours later

Unlock all the things?


Hyperbole And A Half Meme (theme),  Internet Meme List,  All The Things Meme,  
    
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Slide to unlock
Slide to unlock

Phone Puns,  Funny Car Jokes,  
    
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We'll make all the new lockers without locks

And charge the students $5 for mandatory locks
We'll make all the new lockers without locks

And charge the students $5 for mandatory locks


Evil Plotting Raccoon (theme),  Jokes About School,  
    
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Forgot keys. 

Also forgot to lock the door.
Forgot keys.

Also forgot to lock the door.


Door Jokes,  Success Kid Memes (theme),  Forgetful Jokes  
    
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