Lonely Jokes

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I like to eat at Olive Garden by myself and when the hostess says "dining alone tonight?" I say "No because when you're here you're family ha ha ha" never gets a laugh but that's showbiz baby
I like to eat at Olive Garden by myself and when the hostess says "dining alone tonight?" I say "No because when you're here you're family ha ha ha" never gets a laugh but that's showbiz baby

Memes,  Funny Restaurant Slogans,  
    
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Sorry can't come out tonight I gotta sit alone in front of a muted tv opening and closing the same 4 social media app until 3am
Sorry can't come out tonight I gotta sit alone in front of a muted tv opening and closing the same 4 social media app until 3am

Memes,  Loser Jokes,  
    
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For those of you who are alone on Thanksgiving for $50 I'll call you and ask you why you're not married yet and when you're getting a raise
For those of you who are alone on Thanksgiving for $50 I'll call you and ask you why you're not married yet and when you're getting a raise

Memes,  Thanksgiving Jokes One Liners,  Funny Thanksgiving Sayings,  
    
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Apart from going our and becoming an alcoholic what else is there to do when you're single
Apart from going our and becoming an alcoholic what else is there to do when you're single

Memes,  Alcoholic Jokes,  Depressed Jokes,  
    
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Lmao I keep checking my phone like I mean something to somebody
Lmao I keep checking my phone like I mean something to somebody

Memes,  Jokes About Being Single,  
    
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Netlfix: Are you still watching?

Me: No

Netflix: do you want it on in the background anyway to fill deafening silence of your loneliness?

Me: ...yeh
Netlfix: Are you still watching?

Me: No

Netflix: do you want it on in the background anyway to fill deafening silence of your loneliness?

Me: ...yeh


Memes,  Netflix Jokes,  
    
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We playing Uno at Cheesecake Factory

Damn maybe I do want friends
We playing Uno at Cheesecake Factory

Damn maybe I do want friends


Memes,  Friendship Memes,  
    
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"How's your love life?"

Me:
"How's your love life?"

Me:


Memes,  Single Life Jokes,  
    
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Who here has ever felt like Piglet?

I've been Piglet my whole life
Who here has ever felt like Piglet?

I've been Piglet my whole life


Memes,  Loser Jokes,  
    
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When neither of my two friends are free to hang out
When neither of my two friends are free to hang out

Memes,  Funny Friendship Images,  
    
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How I sleep knowing I am a background character in everyone elses lives and people don't think about me at all
How I sleep knowing I am a background character in everyone elses lives and people don't think about me at all

Memes,  Loser Jokes,  
    
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Me hanging out with myself all day cus I have no friends
Me hanging out with myself all day cus I have no friends

Memes,  Relatable Posts,  Nicki Minaj Memes,  
    
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Me checking my phone acting like I actually get texts
Me checking my phone acting like I actually get texts

Memes,  Relatable Posts,  Drake Memes,  
    
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Me trying to decide which friend I should hang out with today
Me trying to decide which friend I should hang out with today

Memes,  Funny Loser Jokes,  
    
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"I bet you talk to mad dudes on the low"

Me:
"I bet you talk to mad dudes on the low"

Me:


Memes,  Social Life Jokes,  Single Life Jokes,  
    
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