Long Blonde Jokes

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A blonde walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a WW. Not knowing what that was, he asked the blonde what it was and she told him a White Wine. So he gave her some white wine.

Another blonde walks into the bar and asks the bartender for a RW. Again not knowing what it was, he asked the blonde. She told him it was a Red Wine. So he gave her some red wine.

Then a 3rd blonde walks into the bar, and asks the bartender for a Double7. Very confused, the bartender asks what that is. And the blonde says, "Duuuh! 15!".


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Blonde: "I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me."

Psychiatrist: "Don't you have a cell phone?"

Blonde: "They're too expensive, so I did the next best thing: I put a mailbox in my car."

Psychiatrist: "And do you receive any letters?"

Blonde: "No, but I figure it's because when I'm driving around, my zip code keeps changing."


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A brunette walked into a room and saw her blonde friend whooping and hollering.

Whats the matter? The brunette inquired.

Nothing at all. I just done finished a jigsaw puzzle in record time! The blonde beamed.

How long did it take you?

Well, the box said 3 to 5 Years but I did it in a month!


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I don't like it when people call me a dumb blonde. It gets on my pet peeves.

Stereotyping

Alive and well and reinforced daily.
I don't like it when people call me a dumb blonde. It gets on my pet peeves.

Stereotyping

Alive and well and reinforced daily.


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A blonde woman visited her doctor one day. The doctor was surprised to see that she had a large pair of headphones on her head."I am afraid that if I take them off I will die!" blubbered the blonde."Don't be so ridiculous," said the doctor, "I am just going to take them off!"The doctor put the headphones on his ears and heard, "Breathe in, Breathe out...." in a soothing voice.

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