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when your girl come in at 4 in the morning and the club close at 2 and she talking bout she fell asleep at her girl friend use....
when your girl come in at 4 in the morning and the club close at 2 and she talking bout she fell asleep at her girl friend use....

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hey are you going to be back at scol on sunday afternoon?

yeah i get back around 12

well can you come oil my  up at the airport around 4?

dude, no i will not oil your  up. ever. haha

pick. i mean pick not oil. my bad. haha autocorrect
hey are you going to be back at scol on sunday afternoon?

yeah i get back around 12

well can you come oil my up at the airport around 4?

dude, no i will not oil your up. ever. haha

pick. i mean pick not oil. my bad. haha autocorrect


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Three young women, a Tamilian, a Maharashtrian and a Punjaban, who all happened to die on the same day, arrived in the office of Dharamraj, the keeper of life's records. He first questioned the Tamilian about her lifestyle.' I have been very good: a virgin till I married, utterly faithful and dutiful to my husband. I looked after my mother-in-law and prayed to Tirupati everyday.'
'That's very good. I will recommend you for first class accommodation in paradise,' said Dharamraj.
The Maharashtrian came next.' I was a full-blooded Maratha so I could not be quite as chaste in thought and deed as my Tamilian sister. But I didn't hurt anyone and I kept my husband happy.
'For you, second class accommodation in paradise,' replied Dharamraj.
'And what about you?', he asked the lady from the land of the five rivers.
'I was a very bad woman,' she replied.' I did everything I shouldn't have done: I never said my prayers, I quarrelled with my saas (mother-in-law), and had an affair with my devar (husband's younger brother).'
'That was very bad, behenjee,'said Dharamraj.' Do anything you like with me but don't call me your behen,' snapped the Punjaban.
'Okay! In that case you come to my apartment this evening.'


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which is the best car to have sex in?

at our age?

uuuhh.... erm..

probably an ambulance.

it's got everything you need to have!

yes, exactly.

"clear, boom!" carry on..."
which is the best car to have sex in?

at our age?

uuuhh.... erm..

probably an ambulance.

it's got everything you need to have!

yes, exactly.

"clear, boom!" carry on..."


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so today in cl we learned that when the female clown fish dies, the male mate will change its sex and then reproduce with its own children so to keep ping on it's genetic material.

i'm guessing that's why nemo's day wanted to find him so badly.
so today in cl we learned that when the female clown fish dies, the male mate will change its sex and then reproduce with its own children so to keep ping on it's genetic material.

i'm guessing that's why nemo's day wanted to find him so badly.



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men look at boobs for the same reason a little kid looks at puppies in a cage. we both just want to set them free and play with them!

true story
men look at boobs for the same reason a little kid looks at puppies in a cage. we both just want to set them free and play with them!

true story


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top 7 worst website names
top 7 worst website names

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i got my frist  while this song was playing

i gave my first  to this song...john?

wow...well this is awkward...

same old same old...blowing dudes to songs....i have a kid now
i got my frist while this song was playing

i gave my first to this song...john?

wow...well this is awkward...

same old same old...blowing dudes to songs....i have a kid now


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girls are like magic:

they can get wet witut water, bleed witut injury, and make boneless things hard!
girls are like magic:

they can get wet witut water, bleed witut injury, and make boneless things hard!


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is your tiger lost in the jungle?
is your tiger lost in the jungle?

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women are like ipnes. you have to touch them all over before they respond.

men are like blackberries. rub one ball and everything movies.
women are like ipnes. you have to touch them all over before they respond.

men are like blackberries. rub one ball and everything movies.


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good morning kevin

made you breakfast your two favorite things s and pancakes. eat up got

love john
good morning kevin

made you breakfast your two favorite things s and pancakes. eat up got

love john


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to do list:

1. tie her up

2. spank her

3.  her

4. get her an icepack for her ina

5. repeat
to do list:

1. tie her up

2. spank her

3. her

4. get her an icepack for her ina

5. repeat


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my girlfriend and i were having sex the other day when she looked at me and said, "make love to me like in the movies."

so i ed her in the , pulled out, and came all over her face and hair.

i guess we don't watch the same movies.
my girlfriend and i were having sex the other day when she looked at me and said, "make love to me like in the movies."

so i ed her in the , pulled out, and came all over her face and hair.

i guess we don't watch the same movies.


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a cat falls in a pool, 
a rooster laughs.
moral of the story, 
a wet  makes
a  feels good.
a cat falls in a pool,
a rooster laughs.
moral of the story,
a wet makes
a feels good.


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