Long Jokes For Kids

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5 people were on a plane a lawyer, the pilot, a nurse, an old grandma, and a little boy. There were 4 parachutes on board. The plane began to crash.

The pilot jumped out saying, I've still got to earn more money!
The nurse jumped out saying, I've saved hundreds of lives. Now I am going to save my own.
The lawyer jumped out saying, I'm the smartest man in the world!
The old grandma says to the little boy, I've lived long enough. You go.

The little boy said, No need. The smartest man in the world jumped out with my book bag!


Silly Kids Jokes,  Airplane Jokes,  Great Lawyer Jokes,  
    
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Sarah, a Sales Associate at Walmart, notices a man in the card section.

When she walks by an hour later and sees him still there she walks over to see if she can help.

Can I help you? she asks.

Well I dont know the man responds Im having a problem, I cant find anything that my wife would believe!


Walmart Jokes,  Workplace Jokes,  Long Jokes  
    
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Mom, can I have an animal cracker? asked 3 year old Bob. Sure Bob, said his mom. Open up the box, and take a few.

Forty five minutes later Bobs mother walked into the kitchen. Bob, whyd you spill out all of the animal crackers, and what are you looking for?

It said on the box not to eat it if the seal is broken. Bob replied I spilled out the whole box, I looked through all of the animals but I cant find any seals!


Animal Cracker Jokes,  Good Children Jokes  
    
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"My brain has no heart, and my heart has no brain. That's why when I speak my mind, I appear heartless, and when I do what's in my heart, I seem thoughtless."
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"My brain has no heart, and my heart has no brain. That's why when I speak my mind, I appear heartless, and when I do what's in my heart, I seem thoughtless."

Jokes Riddles For Kids,  Brain Teasers For Kids,  Brain Teaser Riddles  
    
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