After accepting an invitation to dance with Bald Bill, a young woman wanted to lighten the mood and said, Honey, God was good to you! He gave you a handsome face and room for another one.
As I am getting older I seem to be loosing my hair. When I went last week to the barber I joked with him that he keeps on going up in price when I have less to cut! He replied, I should charge you double for all the time it takes me to find your hair!