Lottery Jokes

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if i won powerball, i'd buy every ticket to a luke bryan sw, and when he came out, it would just be me like...

"you're a gott"
if i won powerball, i'd buy every ticket to a luke bryan sw, and when he came out, it would just be me like...

"you're a gott"


Luke Bryan Meme,  Best Offensive Jokes,  Country Jokes,  
    
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Mexican word of the day "Irish"

I blew out my birthday candles and Irish I won the lottery....
Mexican word of the day "Irish"

I blew out my birthday candles and Irish I won the lottery....


Irish Puns,  Funny Irish Birthday Wishes,  Mexican Word Of The Day Jokes,  
    
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"If I win power ball I'm going to pay someone to clean my kids room and with the other $8 I'm going to buy chicken wings."
"If I win power ball I'm going to pay someone to clean my kids room and with the other $8 I'm going to buy chicken wings."

Tim Hawkins Jokes,  Funny Parent Quotes,  
    
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You are 176 times more likely to die from flesh-eating bacteria than you are winning the mega millions please remember to wash your hands.
You are 176 times more likely to die from flesh-eating bacteria than you are winning the mega millions please remember to wash your hands.

Lotto Jokes,  Bacteria Jokes,  
    
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According to statistics your 4 times more likely to be hit by a meteor than win powerball

But thats none of my business
According to statistics your 4 times more likely to be hit by a meteor than win powerball

But thats none of my business


None Of My Business Memes,  Kermit The Snitch (theme),  Meteor Jokes,  
    
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What are the odds? First he wins the lottery and then he gets struck by lightning.
What are the odds? First he wins the lottery and then he gets struck by lightning.

Lightning Jokes,  Lotto Jokes,  
    
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Gets struck by lightning twice

Doesn't win the lottery
Gets struck by lightning twice

Doesn't win the lottery


Lightning Jokes,  Bad Luck Brian Meme (theme),  Best Bad Luck Brian Memes,  
    
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Did you win the Powerball?

Not today!
KAPPITS (1)
hducz: nono
Did you win the Powerball?

Not today!


Memes,  Powerball Meme,  Lottery Fail,  
    
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me when i found out someone else won the powerball

 it

i'm making meth
me when i found out someone else won the powerball

it

i'm making meth


Memes,  Breaking Bad Memes,  Powerball Meme,  
    
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America is in "debt" but have 1.3billion dollars to give away in the lottery
America is in "debt" but have 1.3billion dollars to give away in the lottery

Memes,  Debt Meme,  Jokes About America,  
    
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when you realize winning the powerball = 4m bottles of grey goose
when you realize winning the powerball = 4m bottles of grey goose

Memes,  Powerball Meme,  
    
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Who would you rather call

The winning Powerball numbers?
Who would you rather call

The winning Powerball numbers?


Memes,  Powerball Meme,  Funny Stevie Wonder Jokes,  
    
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Powerball odds 1 in 292,201,338?

So you're saying there's a chance
Powerball odds 1 in 292,201,338?

So you're saying there's a chance


Memes,  Powerball Meme,  Jim Carrey Meme,  
    
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Me right now, waiting for the PowerBall drawing
Me right now, waiting for the PowerBall drawing

Memes,  Powerball Meme,  Lotto Jokes,  
    
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Ready to win that $1.5 Billion like...

KAPPITS (4)
Swag: Hi
When you spent all your money on Powerball tickets and you ready to turn your swag way up
Ready to win that $1.5 Billion like...

Funny Videos,  Powerball Meme,  Funny 2016,  
    
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