Lottery Jokes

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In my mind, if I hit the lottery I would pay off my car, students loans, and credit cards Just so that I didn't have anymore revolving debt. In real life I'm buying a camel.
In my mind, if I hit the lottery I would pay off my car, students loans, and credit cards Just so that I didn't have anymore revolving debt. In real life I'm buying a camel.

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Me: "If I wont the lottery, the first thing I would do is take care of my family"

Also me:
Me: "If I wont the lottery, the first thing I would do is take care of my family"

Also me:


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I wont $2.00 in the Mega Millions lottery. Please respect our privacy as our family decides how to move forward in this exciting and pivotal moment in time.
I wont $2.00 in the Mega Millions lottery. Please respect our privacy as our family decides how to move forward in this exciting and pivotal moment in time.

Memes,  Money Jokes,  
    
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In my mind, if I hit the lottery I would pay off my car, student loans and credit cars just so that I didn't have anymore revolving debt. In real life I'm buying a camel.
In my mind, if I hit the lottery I would pay off my car, student loans and credit cars just so that I didn't have anymore revolving debt. In real life I'm buying a camel.

Memes,  Logical Jokes,  
    
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Just because we're fb friends don't mean

We're friends when I hit this powerball
Just because we're fb friends don't mean

We're friends when I hit this powerball


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Me checking my #Lottery ticket for the 10th time knowing damn well I didn't win smh #MegaMillions
Me checking my #Lottery ticket for the 10th time knowing damn well I didn't win smh #MegaMillions

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first thing you doing if you win $200 million?

beat my meat. i need post-nut clarity before i make my next move.
first thing you doing if you win $200 million?

beat my meat. i need post-nut clarity before i make my next move.


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You win $430 million tomorrow, wyd?

Acting broke
You win $430 million tomorrow, wyd?

Acting broke


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if i won powerball, i'd buy every ticket to a luke bryan sw, and when he came out, it would just be me like...

"you're a gott"
if i won powerball, i'd buy every ticket to a luke bryan sw, and when he came out, it would just be me like...

"you're a gott"


Luke Bryan Meme,  Best Offensive Jokes,  Country Jokes,  
    
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Mexican word of the day "Irish"

I blew out my birthday candles and Irish I won the lottery....
Mexican word of the day "Irish"

I blew out my birthday candles and Irish I won the lottery....


Irish Puns,  Funny Irish Birthday Wishes,  Mexican Word Of The Day Jokes,  
    
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"If I win power ball I'm going to pay someone to clean my kids room and with the other $8 I'm going to buy chicken wings."
"If I win power ball I'm going to pay someone to clean my kids room and with the other $8 I'm going to buy chicken wings."

Tim Hawkins Jokes,  Funny Parent Quotes,  
    
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You are 176 times more likely to die from flesh-eating bacteria than you are winning the mega millions please remember to wash your hands.
You are 176 times more likely to die from flesh-eating bacteria than you are winning the mega millions please remember to wash your hands.

Lotto Jokes,  Bacteria Jokes,  
    
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According to statistics your 4 times more likely to be hit by a meteor than win powerball

But thats none of my business
According to statistics your 4 times more likely to be hit by a meteor than win powerball

But thats none of my business


None Of My Business Memes,  Kermit The Snitch (theme),  Meteor Jokes,  
    
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What are the odds? First he wins the lottery and then he gets struck by lightning.
What are the odds? First he wins the lottery and then he gets struck by lightning.

Lightning Jokes,  Lotto Jokes,  
    
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Gets struck by lightning twice

Doesn't win the lottery
Gets struck by lightning twice

Doesn't win the lottery


Lightning Jokes,  Bad Luck Brian Meme (theme),  Best Bad Luck Brian Memes,  
    
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