Lotto Jokes

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You are 176 times more likely to die from flesh-eating bacteria than you are winning the mega millions please remember to wash your hands.
You are 176 times more likely to die from flesh-eating bacteria than you are winning the mega millions please remember to wash your hands.

Lottery Jokes,  Bacteria Jokes,  
    
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Funny Gay Comics,  Funny Gay Jokes One Liners,  
    
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What are the odds? First he wins the lottery and then he gets struck by lightning.
What are the odds? First he wins the lottery and then he gets struck by lightning.

Lightning Jokes,  Lottery Jokes,  
    
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''They say you have a better chance of being struck by lightening than of winning the lottery...I guess they're right!''
''They say you have a better chance of being struck by lightening than of winning the lottery...I guess they're right!''

Lightning Jokes,  Thunder Jokes,  Funny Famous Sayings,  
    
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When your preacher says lotto is a sin

He actually means he doesn't want neighbors.
When your preacher says lotto is a sin

He actually means he doesn't want neighbors.


Memes,  Preacher Jokes,  
    
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You lost go back to work
You lost go back to work

Funny Pictures,  Powerball Meme,  Lottery Fail,  
    
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Did you win the Powerball?

Not today!
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hducz: nono
Did you win the Powerball?

Not today!


Memes,  Powerball Meme,  Lottery Fail,  
    
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If my ex wins the $1.3 billion jackpot

Hey big head
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Fff: Gfg
If my ex wins the $1.3 billion jackpot

Hey big head


Memes,  Ex Jokes,  
    
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Me right now, waiting for the PowerBall drawing
Me right now, waiting for the PowerBall drawing

Memes,  Powerball Meme,  
    
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The look you give someone who owe you money and they just bought 30 powerball tickets!
The look you give someone who owe you money and they just bought 30 powerball tickets!

Memes,  Powerball Meme,  Lottery Fail,  
    
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The day after 

A car guy wins the lottery
The day after

A car guy wins the lottery


Memes,  Lottery Jokes,  Ups Jokes,  
    
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Everyone holding their PowerBall ticket like
Everyone holding their PowerBall ticket like

Memes,  Powerball Meme,  
    
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$1.3 Billion divided by 300 million

Is $4.33 person not $4.3 million
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$1.3 Billion divided by 300 million

Is $4.33 person not $4.3 million


Batman Slapping Robin Meme,  Lottery Jokes,  
    
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redneck santa

 and lotto tickets for everyone
redneck santa

and lotto tickets for everyone


Redneck Christmas Jokes,  Santa Humor,  
    
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Lotto winner

How to tell when a redneck wins it!
Lotto winner

How to tell when a redneck wins it!


Redneck Humor,  Limo Jokes,  
    
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