Lying Jokes

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her: can you fit a magnum?"

me: "he yea"

the magnum:
her: can you fit a magnum?"

me: "he yea"

the magnum:


Memes,  
    
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When they say "we'll call you" but you tell everybody you got the job
When they say "we'll call you" but you tell everybody you got the job

Memes,  Job Humor,  Hillary Clinton Meme,  
    
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Me: Its gonna take me like 30 minutes to get there

My mind: Tell em u 5 minutes away
Me: Its gonna take me like 30 minutes to get there

My mind: Tell em u 5 minutes away


Memes,  Late Jokes,  Wasting Time Jokes,  
    
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When you tell yourself you're gonna start exercising and eating clean.
When you tell yourself you're gonna start exercising and eating clean.

Memes,  Exercise Jokes,  
    
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Them: you guys talk?

Us: no, why?
Them: you guys talk?

Us: no, why?


Memes,  Relationship Funny,  
    
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Homie: Are you close? I am heading to the locker room

Me: yeah brah.. bout to park
Homie: Are you close? I am heading to the locker room

Me: yeah brah.. bout to park


Memes,  Arthur Memes,  Lazy Jokes,  
    
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on fridays i work extra hard and i don't get drunk and make decisions
on fridays i work extra hard and i don't get drunk and make decisions

Memes,  Funny Friday One Liners,  Personality Jokes,  
    
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When ur listening to a story and all u can think is "lie, lie, lie"
When ur listening to a story and all u can think is "lie, lie, lie"

Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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When you told your boys you were trapping but really you were at #Coachella
When you told your boys you were trapping but really you were at #Coachella

Memes,  Edm Memes,  Festival Jokes,  
    
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You said you spilled your oxy down the toilet

Lie detector determined that is a lie!!
You said you spilled your oxy down the toilet

Lie detector determined that is a lie!!


Maury Funny,  Funny Drug Jokes,  Humor Jokes Funny,  
    
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 be like

i be hustlin
be like

i be hustlin


Memes,  Theft Jokes,  
    
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That one girl on the phone lying to her man about where she is
That one girl on the phone lying to her man about where she is

Girlfriend Meme,  Liar Jokes,  
    
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Persian girls be like...

I've never had plastic surgery!
Persian girls be like...

I've never had plastic surgery!


Nose Surgery Jokes,  Plastic Surgery Jokes,  Persian Jokes,  
    
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23.684% of statistics are made up

I know because I made them up
23.684% of statistics are made up

I know because I made them up


Brian Williams Meme,  Stats And Math Jokes,  
    
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