Machine Jokes

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Pardon me, was that your fence? 

My tractor got away from me. That John Deere is quite a machine
Pardon me, was that your fence?

My tractor got away from me. That John Deere is quite a machine


John Deere Jokes,  Tractor Jokes,  Most Interesting Man In The World Memes,  
    
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The government has a secret system: A machine that spies on you every hour of every day

I know, because I built it
The government has a secret system: A machine that spies on you every hour of every day

I know, because I built it


Mark Zuckerberg Jokes,  Government Jokes One Liners,  
    
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McDonald's have the audacity to start serving breakfast all day

...But I bet you that ice cream machine still broke!
McDonald's have the audacity to start serving breakfast all day

...But I bet you that ice cream machine still broke!


Memes,  Mcdonalds Jokes,  Funny Ironic Quotes,  
    
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Catch pokemon in the middle of the ocean

You must use a machine to teach it how to swim
Catch pokemon in the middle of the ocean

You must use a machine to teach it how to swim


Memes,  Professor Oak Meme,  Pokemon Jokes,  
    
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If machines took over the world,

Would java be the international language?.
If machines took over the world,

Would java be the international language?.


Memes,  Java Jokes,  Philosoraptor Memes,  
    
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these suld be called

good girl-bad girls
these suld be called

good girl-bad girls


Memes,  Workout Jokes,  Gym Memes,  
    
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Larry the Cable Guy

Larry= walking fart machine
Larry the Cable Guy

Larry= walking fart machine


Memes,  Larry The Cable Guy Jokes,  Fart Jokes,  
    
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My name's Max....

And my time machine worked!
My name's Max....

And my time machine worked!


Memes,  Max Jokes,  
    
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"i'd like to see a forklift lift a crate of forks... it'd be so  literal! you are using that machine to its exact purpose!" 

xmitch hedberg
"i'd like to see a forklift lift a crate of forks... it'd be so literal! you are using that machine to its exact purpose!"

xmitch hedberg


Funny Jokes,  Mitch Hedberg Jokes List,  
    
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For enduring the bloodcurdling torture of my adolescent years I promise to always keep your electronics functional.
For enduring the bloodcurdling torture of my adolescent years I promise to always keep your electronics functional.

Funny Ecards,  100 Greatest Jokes,  Short Funny Jokes One Liners  
    
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amazon delivery drones

 soting with prizes
amazon delivery drones

soting with prizes


Cumming Jokes,  Amazon Jokes,  
    
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Caution

Machines have no brain use your own
Caution

Machines have no brain use your own


Funny Jokes,  Brain Puns,  The Most Funny Jokes  
    
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Caution 

This machine has no brain use your own
Caution

This machine has no brain use your own


Funny Jokes,  Good Short Jokes,  Brain Puns  
    
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You're not using the machine!!!!

Get your towel off it!!!
You're not using the machine!!!!

Get your towel off it!!!


Towel Jokes,  Pauly D Meme  
    
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Day before spring break

Found a free washing machine
Day before spring break

Found a free washing machine


Spring Break Meme,  Spring Break Jokes,  Success Kid Meme (theme),  
    
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