Machine Jokes

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You don't have to make ice cream if you say you machine is broken
You don't have to make ice cream if you say you machine is broken

Memes,  Ice Cream Joke,  Mcdonald Jokes,  
    
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Pardon me, was that your fence? 

My tractor got away from me. That John Deere is quite a machine
Pardon me, was that your fence?

My tractor got away from me. That John Deere is quite a machine


John Deere Jokes,  Tractor Jokes,  Most Interesting Man In The World Memes,  
    
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The government has a secret system: A machine that spies on you every hour of every day

I know, because I built it
The government has a secret system: A machine that spies on you every hour of every day

I know, because I built it


Mark Zuckerberg Jokes,  Government Jokes One Liners,  
    
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McDonald's have the audacity to start serving breakfast all day

...But I bet you that ice cream machine still broke!
McDonald's have the audacity to start serving breakfast all day

...But I bet you that ice cream machine still broke!


Memes,  Mcdonalds Jokes,  Funny Ironic Quotes,  
    
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Catch pokemon in the middle of the ocean

You must use a machine to teach it how to swim
Catch pokemon in the middle of the ocean

You must use a machine to teach it how to swim


Memes,  Professor Oak Meme,  Pokemon Jokes,  
    
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If machines took over the world,

Would java be the international language?.
If machines took over the world,

Would java be the international language?.


Memes,  Java Jokes,  Philosoraptor Memes,  
    
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these suld be called

good girl-bad girls
these suld be called

good girl-bad girls


Memes,  Workout Jokes,  Gym Memes,  
    
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Larry the Cable Guy

Larry= walking fart machine
Larry the Cable Guy

Larry= walking fart machine


Memes,  Larry The Cable Guy Jokes,  Fart Jokes,  
    
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My name's Max....

And my time machine worked!
My name's Max....

And my time machine worked!


Memes,  Max Jokes,  
    
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"i'd like to see a forklift lift a crate of forks... it'd be so  literal! you are using that machine to its exact purpose!" 

xmitch hedberg
"i'd like to see a forklift lift a crate of forks... it'd be so literal! you are using that machine to its exact purpose!"

xmitch hedberg


Funny Jokes,  Mitch Hedberg Jokes List,  
    
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For enduring the bloodcurdling torture of my adolescent years I promise to always keep your electronics functional.
For enduring the bloodcurdling torture of my adolescent years I promise to always keep your electronics functional.

Funny Ecards,  100 Greatest Jokes,  Short Funny Jokes One Liners  
    
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amazon delivery drones

 soting with prizes
amazon delivery drones

soting with prizes


Cumming Jokes,  Amazon Jokes,  
    
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Caution

Machines have no brain use your own
Caution

Machines have no brain use your own


Funny Jokes,  Brain Puns,  The Most Funny Jokes  
    
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Caution 

This machine has no brain use your own
Caution

This machine has no brain use your own


Funny Jokes,  Good Short Jokes,  Brain Puns  
    
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You're not using the machine!!!!

Get your towel off it!!!
You're not using the machine!!!!

Get your towel off it!!!


Towel Jokes,  Pauly D Meme  
    
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